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MY  LOVER'S   GOT  HUMOR  ,  SHE'S   THE  GIGGLE  AT  A  FUNERAL

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The Mage had been watching the waves come in for a short while now, the sounds of the sea being quite soothing. But, he wasn’t alone as he heard a voice behind him.

“Depends on where you get those statistics from…and to where it applies, too. It could apply to either Terra, but things are much different, depending on which one.” He tilted his head slightly before turning around and seeing a figure dressed in an incredibly familiar shade of red.

“Though I have to ask: who wants to know? Heh heh…”

out   flutters   a   laugh ,   &   with   the   heave  of   her   weight ,   she  plants   her   feet   to   the   ground   aside   the   mage .    sparkles   seem   to   dust   from   her   wings . “   it’s   an   earth   statistic .   i    got   it   from   a   friend .   ”

“   me ,  of   course  !   ” her   gaze   flickers   downward ,   taking   in   the   expanse   of   his   similar   clothing .   there’s   comfort   in   the   familiarity . “   aradia   megido ,   maid   of   time .   &   also   particularly   fascinated   with  the  statistics   of   the   dead   &   the  dying .   ”

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THE   RUST   MAID   approaches ,   burgundy   lips   curled   into   an   over - bearing   smile .   she’s   excited   about   something .

“   do   you   think   the   statistics   are   true ?   1.8   humans   die   per   second ???   ” ––   something   disturbing ,   of   course .

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(    *    & .    —    MORE  POPULAR  TEXT  POSTS . 

‘  i  just  want  a  hot  boyfriend  to  fall  from  the  sky  and  into  my  bedroom  u  feel  me .  ’

‘  i’ve  come  to  the  point where  i  don’t  even  procrastinate  anymore  i  just  don’t  do  it .  ’

‘  my  personality  issues  can  be  directly  traced  to  the  fact  that  i  couldn’t  do  the  monkey  bars  as  a  child .  ’

‘  i’ll  get  over  it .   i  just  gotta  be  dramatic  first .  ’

‘  being  an  adult  is  having  the  ‘ we  have  food  at  home ’  talk  with  yourself .  ’

‘  “ i  can  see  your  nipples  through  your  shirt ”  first  of  all  stop  being  ungrateful .  ’

‘  in  the  back  of  the  club  arms  folded  cause  i  don’t  agree  with  the  music  selection .  ’

‘  movies  are  so  weird .  people  hangout  like  twice  and  they’re  all  like  “ i’m  in  love  with  you ”  calm  down  maybe .  ’

‘  gamers  are  so  weird .  fortnite  this ,  fortnite  that …  just  say  two  weeks  like  the  rest  of  us .  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  become  a  millionaire  just  so  i  can  go  to  the  met  gala  and  actually  fit  the  theme .  ’

‘  ideal  body  weight :  you  on  top  of  me .  ’

‘  holding  hands  is  lowkey  exciting .  ’

‘  do  you  ever  lie  on  your  side  and  a  small  tear  leaks  out  and  you’re just  like  who  wtf  body  i  know  i’m  sad  but  i’m  not  that  sad .  ’

‘  i  get  my  news  from  the  only  reliable  source :  cryptic  symbolism  in  my  dreams .  ’

‘  one  day  i  will  take  a  really  good  selfie  and  you  will  be  sorry …  you  will  all  be  sorry .  ’

‘  when  will  boys  realize  that  girls  that  are  “ hard  to  get ”  are …  how  do  i  say  it …   not  interested .  ’

‘  the  world  has  been  on  a  constant  downfall  ever  since  2015  when  y’all  decided  to  choose  meghan  trainor  over  carly  rae  jepsen .  ’

‘  naked  iphones  are  beautiful  but  at  what  cost .  ’

‘  there  are  five  frogs  staring  at  me  right  now  but  only  one  can  be  america’s  next  top  model .  ’

‘  there  is  no  doubt  in  my  mind  that  i’m  really  that  bitch .  ’

‘  me ?  constantly  afraid  of  being  abandoned  and  replaced ?  hell  yes .  ’

‘  if  you’re  jacking  off  right  now  i  just  wanna  let  you  know  i  support  you .  ’

‘  it’s  so  funny  how  people  get  upset  that  gender  is  a  social  construct ?  everything  is  a  social  construct ??  go  ask  a  frog  what  day  of  the  fuckin’  week  it  is ,   he  doesn’t  know .  ’

‘  it’s  not  a  real  party  until  you  sneak  away  into  the  bathroom  to  question  your  existence  as  you  stare  at  yourself  in  the  mirror .  ’

‘  due  to  unfortunate  circumstances ,  i  am  now  awake .  ’

‘  did  i  allow  you  to  have  fun  without  me ??  ’

‘  ‘ too  little  too  late ’  by  jojo  was  way  to  raw  for  me  to  handle  honestly  who  hurt  her .  ’

‘  don’t  worry ,  you’re  still  in  the  “ early  life ”  part  of  your  wikipedia  page .  ’

‘  i  don’t  give  a  yike .  ’

‘  my  life  is  fucked  up  and  lit  at  the  same  time .  ’

‘  hate  when  i  am  wearing  makeup  and  still  look  shitty  like  what  am  i  supposed  to  do ?  get  enough  sleep ?  eat  right  and  exercise ?  as  if .  ’

‘  if  we  date  i’m  going  to  always  want  to  hear  about  your  day  and  kiss  you  on  your  forehead .  ’

‘  me ?  overreacting ?  probably .  ’

‘  i  hate  being  ignored .  i  despite  it  but  i  ignore  everyone .  i  am  ignoring  like  three  people  right  now  for  no  particular  reason …  crazy …  ’

‘  what is  like …  the  point .  ’

‘  um  excuse  me  but  where  is  the  attention™  i  ordered ???  i’m  getting  impatient .  ’

‘  tbh  i  am  ugly  but  i’m  also  gorgeous .  it’s  very  complex .  ’

‘  in  what  world  would  anyone  give  up  a  job  in  paris  for  ross  geller .  ’

‘  date  a  girl  who  fucks  everything  up .  ’

‘  i  get  so  excited  when  i  can’t  remember  the  name  of  someone  i  knew  in  high  school .  it’s  like  i’m  one  step  closer  to  being  fully  cleansed .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  could  be  the  person  i  want  to  be  but  i’m  too  tired .  ’

‘  my  aesthetic  is  constantly  being  sleep  deprived  and  sad  about  random  things  in  my  life .  ’

‘  i  hope  that  in  2019  i’ll  at  least  stop  ruining  my  own  life .  ’

‘  eyebrow  game  strong ?  more  like  eyebag  game  strong .  i’m  fucking  exhausted .  ’

‘  are  you  from  tennis  shoes ?  cause  you’re  the  only  ten  i  shoes .  ’

‘  i  want  to  cry  but  i  have  things  to  do .  ’

‘  when  i  tell  you  i  love  you  it’s  never  out  of  habit .  ’

‘  humans are  at  the  top  of  the  food  chain  so  why  are  we  getting  bit  my  mosquitoes  ummm .  ’

‘  why  don’t  birds  ever  shut  up ?  i  bet  they’re  talking  about  me .  ’

‘  if  you  insult  me  i’ll  just  agree  with  you  probably .  ’

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❛ you’re not gonna let this go, are you? ❜

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           ❝            let  this  go ?          ❞           she  looks  almost  dumbfounded  —  she  furrows  a  brow ,  crescent  lips  splitting  to  a  frown .

           ❝            i  don’t  know  what  kind  of  pan  games  you’re  trying ,  but  unless  you  have  something  better  than  quite  possibly  the  greatest  alternian  piece  of  cinematography ,  including  the  eternal  talents  of  troll  harrison  ford  as  troll  indiana  jones ,  then  i'm  pretty  set  on  not  letting  it  go !           ❞

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*    TWILIGHT     FILM     FRANCHISE     PROMPTS   .

TWILIGHT   :

❛ I’d never given much thought to how I would die. ❜

❛ But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. ❜

❛ Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder. ❜

❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜

❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜

❛ Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. ❜

❛ I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. ❜

❛ My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. ❜

❛ But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me.   ❜

❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜

❛ I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat. ❜

❛ Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on? ❜

❛ I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna let this go, are you? ❜

❛ I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it. ❜

❛ I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way. ❜

❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜

❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜

❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜

❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜

❛ You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger. ❜

❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this.  ❜

❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜

NEW  MOON   :    

❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me.  ❜

❛ Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all? ❜

❛ I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time. ❜

❛ So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him. ❜

❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜

❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜

❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜

❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜

❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜

❛ Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital? ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted. ❜

❛ But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself. ❜

❛ Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? ❜

❛ I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise. ❜

❛ What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? ❜

❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜

❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜

❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜

❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜

❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜

❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love?  ❜

❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜

❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜

❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜

ECLIPSE   :

❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜

❛ I promise to love you every moment of forever. ❜

❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜

❛ If I asked you to stay in the car, would you? ❜

❛ You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are. ❜

❛ You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.  ❜

❛ I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. ❜

❛ You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it. ❜

❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜

❛ Never turn your back on your enemy. ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into. ❜

❛ Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. ❜

❛ See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you. ❜

❛ If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy. ❜

❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜

❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜

❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜

❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜

❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜

❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜

❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜

❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜

❛ This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here. ❜

❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜

BREAKING  DAWN   :

❛ Last night was the best night of my existence. ❜

❛ Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton. ❜

❛ I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human. ❜

❛ I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish. ❜

❛ Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.  ❜

❛ I had a bad habit of underestimating you. ❜

❛ Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it. ❜

❛ I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life. ❜

❛ My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive. ❜

❛ I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes. ❜

❛ Even mature vampires have problems with that. ❜

❛ You need to get your thirst under control. ❜

❛ I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt. ❜

❛ I’ll never let anybody hurt you. ❜

❛ Will you dance with me? ❜

❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜

❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜

❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜

❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜

❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜

❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜

❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜

❛ Come on, people are probably missing us. Let’s go back. ❜

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          he can’t help it, fucking puns, dammit. this was egbert style of comedy, not his own. but there’s something about a fellow time player that can make him forget about his ironic comedy, and go for the puns instead.

❝ oh shit! you’re right! well it seems that fate maid us meet once again. what have you been up too time wizard? ❞

      casually the knight walked up to her, hands sliding into his pockets as he glances over. she seemed cheerful, which is nice. it’s always awesome to be greeted with a smile.

❝ me? i’ve just been relax, chillin to the max, playing some b ball outside the school. ❞         it was probably a reference she wouldn’t get, but he said it anyway. made him look super chill. nice.

           ❝            i  don’t  think  i  quite  know  what  b  -  ball  is  at  all ,  but  i’m  sure  you’re  the  best  at  such  a  game !            ❞            whoosh ,  right  over  her  head .  she  offers  a  wink  &&  shoots  him  a  double  pistols .  her  words  are  enchanted  with  a  playful  giggle  &&  sangria  lips  jump  to  a  grin .

           ❝            aside  from  having  plenty  of  strange  encounters  with  the  dead ,  nothing  really !  those  ghosts  really  know  how  to  keep  a  girl  on  top  of  her  game ,  you  know .            ❞            ——  she  offers  a  study ,  brief  &&  without  much  expression :  her  gaze  rolls  over  him ,  then  returns  to  meet  his  gaze .            ❝            you  look  pretty  relaxed ,  so  if  that’s  your  first  step  to  getting  your  b  -  ball  on ,  then  don’t  let  me  stop  you .            ❞

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   USER :   LEADKAT .

❝ OH MY GOD… OH MY GOD!!!!❞

karkat puts his hands to his head && pulls his hair slightly as he begins to feel the rush of anger && anxiety bolt through him. he had no idea how he && his rustblooded friend had gotten themselves into THIS COLOSSAL FUCKING MESS.

❝ OKAY, OKAY-❞ karat almost wheezed as he took a moment to compose himself. ❝ EXPLAIN ONE THING TO ME, INDIANA JONES-HOW THE FUCK DO WE GET OUT OF THIS!!❞

           oh  ...  yikes .  this  wasn’t  quite  according  to  plan .  she  flickers  her  gaze  over  to  the  other  troll ,  who  is  less  -  than  -  elegantly  freaking  out .

           ❝            our  first  step  is  to  relax .           ❞            she  mentions  passively ,  a  gentle  pap  coming  to  rest  on  his  shoulder .  she  studies  the  issue  greatly ,  a  rock  cave  -  in  from  the  cavern  she’d  towed  him  along  to .            ❝            second  step  is  ...  telekinetics ?            ❞             ——  maybe  using  her  powers  isn’t  very  adventure  -  like ,  but  he  was  colossally  flipping  his  shit  without  even  thinking .  she  furrows  a  brow .            ❝            i  have  decent  powers ,  i  think !  just  because  you  don’t  doesn’t  mean  i  don’t .  it  can’t  be  that  hard  to  move  these  rocks .            ❞

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