Machine Man

Aaron Stack. Z2P45-9-X-51. Machine Man. Call him whatever you want to, he's still better than you, fleshy one. //Independent Aaron RP Blog. Will RP with anyone.\\ [M!A Status: None] Tracking Tag: intoxicatedmachinery

[doctormadamemcsplode-archive]

Gross! Ew ew ew!

How do you even have sex though? You’re a robot.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Way to be racist, Tabitha. You've seen my extensive array of useful hardware. Why wouldn't I have the necessary components for intercourse?

[doctormadamemcsplode-archive]

intoxicatedmachinery replied to your post: Aaron or The Captain

You made a good choice.

I do not need to know if you’re good in bed.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

For the record, though, I'm told that aspect of my programming is top notch

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

<Whaps him straight upside the head.>

I think all of that beer is negatively affecting your processing capabilities. 

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Maybe it’s all the abuse I’ve taken from you that’s messing with my processors.  Ever think about that?

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

 <Hits. Him. A few. More. Times. For. Good. Measure.>

It’s most certainly the alcohol.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Jo. Ca. Sta. Stop. Doing. That. Please.

You're just mad you can't plug in alcohol.

[doctormadamemcsplode-archive]

Mmm--wait. I must have some wires crossed, I'm speaking in opposites.

Shut up, Robojerk.

[doctormadamemcsplode-archive]

Well you don’t need to be a jerkface about it!

[intoxicatedmachinery]

I am a "jerkface".  It's just my default state of being.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

+abouttobebloodstoned

"Great, it's a reunion.  A horrible, horrible reunion."

[doctormadamemcsplode-archive]

Mmm--wait. I must have some wires crossed, I'm speaking in opposites.

Shut up, Robojerk.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

I thought it would be a relief for you to hear that your naked self has not yet wandered through my imagination banks.

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

<Whaps him straight upside the head.>

I think all of that beer is negatively affecting your processing capabilities. 

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Maybe it's all the abuse I've taken from you that's messing with my processors.  Ever think about that?

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Dismantle me?

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

…

<Sighs.>

[intoxicatedmachinery]

You don't even breathe.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Please don’t leave me alone with her, no, come back.

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

Aaron, for the love of all things, what could I possibly do to you without him in the room that I wouldn’t do to you with him in the room?

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Dismantle me?

[intoxicatedmachinery]

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

Oh, would you stop?

[robotgotheart-blog-blog-blog]

>> Quietly slides out of the room.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Please don't leave me alone with her, no, come back.

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

Aaron.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

I’m being a good influence.

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

…

[intoxicatedmachinery]

[robotgotheart-blog-blog-blog]

--I'm just not sure this is such a good idea, that's all.--

[intoxicatedmachinery]

I’m going to pout.

[brideofultron-deactivated201403]

Aaron.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

I'm being a good influence.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

All I want is a drinking buddy who is not made of human icky bits.  All I want.

[robotgotheart-blog-blog-blog]

--Technically, I'm under age.--

[intoxicatedmachinery]

That’s such a fleshy notion.

[robotgotheart-blog-blog-blog]

--I'm just not sure this is such a good idea, that's all.--

[intoxicatedmachinery]

I'm going to pout.

[robotgotheart-blog-blog-blog]

  >> Execute facepalm.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

All I want is a drinking buddy who is not made of human icky bits.  All I want.

[robotgotheart-blog-blog-blog]

--Technically, I'm under age.--

[intoxicatedmachinery]

That's such a fleshy notion.

[robotgotheart-blog-blog-blog]

  >> Execute facepalm.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

All I want is a drinking buddy who is not made of human icky bits.  All I want.

[nevermesswithabloodstone-blog]

+intoxicatedmachinery

Well look who we have here.

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Your favorite extremely attractive robot friend?

[intoxicatedmachinery]

Yeah, that’s what I though, Mr. Drunkbot.

You're an evil woman.