aw frick

I laugh at dumb jokes and smart jokes and most of all, bad jokes. 23, ATX

[infectiouspiss]

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

[simkaye]

Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

[lilypucks]

reddit interaction that goes pretty hard i think

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[afaerytalelife]

[technofeudalism]

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

[homunculus-argument]

You ever have a random thought that's not intrusive, but somehow simultaneously so instinctive and so detached from your regular everyday life, that you vaguely figure it was probably just an ancestral spirit possessing you for a second?

I was baking an apple pie for fun, freehanding cardamom by vibes alone. And a thought pops into my head, must not be wasteful with them, spices are expensive. And I had to halt right there for a second. Why would I feel financial guilt about the amount of seasoning in homemade goods, when I spend money on far more frivolous shit every single day? My own weight in cinnamon would cost less than my rent.

Thank you for your concern, Maarit from the 1600s, but trust me, we're good. I can measure this cardamom with my heart and not the scale.

[studentofetherium]

columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world

[studentofetherium]

these are equal parts underwater city and underwater forest

[a-book-of-creatures]

And underwater cathedral too. This is where I go to absolve my sins.

[ostdrossel]

Double puff, just to be safe.

[higher-noon]

This is the most ghibli-esc movement I’ve ever seen an animal make

[bleat31337-deactivated20221104]

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 2x11 - "The Bottle Job"

[phoenixyfriend]

I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.

[coralchimaera]

@laslloronas i gave butch beargirl a femme boargirl gf :)

[suskiss]

we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?

[suskiss]

I have some deeply troubling news for you abt the internet

[suskiss]

okay we've both been funnier than each other once. were even now

[narwhalsarefalling]

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

[narwhalsarefalling]

EXCELLENT idea give me a moment

[narwhalsarefalling]

wow i can’t believe that worked

[yourlocal-charlatan]

[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned

The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]

[seraphiclore-deactivated2026030]

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

[ironbullsmissingeye]

Getting a new porn bot everyday like it’s an advent calendar

[goodnighthorses]

Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world