Jayz-Rem

Palaye Royale, Billie Eilish and Melanie Martinez are My lifeee!!!<3

[hanfocus]

pov you are a bug

[seungs]

[chanrizard]

SO GOOD / Bang Chan Ver SKZ 5th Fanmeeting | Day 1

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[jinikaris]

FELIX ♡ SKZ 5'CLOCK FANMEET DAY 1

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[wolfchans]

250119 © Shiyichnyia

[userbillieeilish]

BIRDS OF A FEATHER is now officially the most streamed song of 2024 on Spotify!

[linolinoing]

han vs 🕷

[introvertedintrovert1847392]

Palaye Royale Makeup Palette

okay, I was on Instagram today. Looked at Sebastian's story (guitarist in palaye royale) he's liked my messages multiple times. I replied to his story asking where I could find the makeup palette. An hour later he sends me the link. I click on it. The normal palette unsigned. Is sold out. So I go to look at the signed one. £50!? For a simple signed palette. I asked my dad if I could get it, since it was my money I would be spending not his. He asked how much it was, he said fuck no. I almost cried. And apparently I don't even wear makeup. Yes. Yes I do. He just doesn't see me wearing any. Oh and BTW. I proper thing me and Sebastian are besties. Cause he likes my messages I like his. He sends me stuff, I send him stuff. Deffo can't wait to meet the band one day!!!!

[lyrebirb-deactivated20260429]

feels so weird to realize you exist outside your own perception like wdym i am real

[parks-involving-water]

Okay listen I know the meme is dead but I just realized that nobody ever did it for Palaye and I couldn’t in good conscience let that stand

Also, if you’ve never seen Royal Television, this is probably a good summary

[andy-is-yeesus]

Funny Palaye Royale Quotes Pt 2

“It’s too cold, fuck this shit.” (Em)

“They’re fucking cunnnnnnts ah.” (Seb)

“Sebastian’s been in the bathtub for 3 hours.” *Goes into the bathroom while seb is in the bath* (Why did Rem do this?) 

“Get hit by a bus.” (Em to Rem)

“Do you want to know something you can wear that never goes out of style… A smile.” (Rem, the guy who stole my uwu)

“Do that and I’ll fucking end you!” (Em)

“Do you think he’s fucking.” (Seb)

“Somebody once told me!” (Rem) “Sebastian’s gonna blow me!” (DEANIEL for once)

“I’m pretty stable with my sexuality.” (Em)

“Straight up make out with your dad right now and still like girls.” (Rem)

“Remington has a thing for men today.” (Seb)

“This is what adults do” *cuts a piece of Emersons hair* (Remington send that to me please)

“Oh my god all my favorite buildings in one snowglobe.” *Messes with the globe* “Oh yeah, happy birthday Remington.” (Emerson :P)

“What do you look for in a girl?” (Seb) “Tall.” (fetus Em) “Emerson you’re 5′3 how tall does she need to be?” (Seb) “6′2, or, anyone anyone anyone anyone.”(Em)

“SPORTY SEB HERE! And today we got a problem, there is cleaning going on and we have shoes that just stink. So I am running away from my problems and that is where I go!” (Sebastian of course) 

“UH NEMO!” (Emerson)

[andy-is-yeesus]

Random things I’ve said/done

“Suck on my cow tits!”

“You know the retirement home benefits from this more than anyone in this house!”

“What is my fucking Tumblr password again?”

“*sanding something* Hmmm…. *Puts the sandpaper with powder on it up to my face and snorts it*”

“I may be close to getting a boyfriend but Emerson Barrett still steals all my uwu’s. Sorry.”

“I just write books where everyone suffers. It’s fun.”

“FUCC ME IN MY COCK”

“Please don’t steal my lunch money.”

“I want that gym full year thank you very much.”

“I want to live in Andy Biersack’s basement…”

“Can I draw a cock on your binder?”

“We made a law… You’re gay.”

[andy-is-yeesus]

The only thing I regret saying out of all of this is that I wanted full year gym. Fucking mistakes people.

[andy-is-yeesus]

Probably Sebastian: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

[idkhow-butyoufoundme]

This is terrible

[mari-xo4]

@devil-die @massacrethenewamericandream

[cranberrylimes]

Omg I was not expecting a throw back to that shirt @dyinginahotdog made (or just wore? I cant remember)

[sunflowerinc]

made + wore it! just like I do for all the paypal shows 😎🤘 I would have my shirt for the Bastards World Tour already done, if I could only get supplies from Michael’s 😔🤙

[andy-is-yeesus]

Remington’s face is probably one of the best parts of the photo 😂

[um-no-im-not-a-robot-stop-asking]

[witchh09]

So fuck you, I don’t even like you I’m sick of all the fake...

[patientxlieseil]

Palaye Royale incorrect quotes

Remington: Have you ever considered that maybe dogs are smarter than humans?

Emerson: What are you talking about?

Remington: Just think about it! Dogs can understand some words like “sit”, “roll” or “the paw”, you know?

Sebastian: Please don’t-

Remington: How many barks do we understand, huh? How many times you knew what mishka wanted with just one bark? We can’t understand dogs but they can understand us!

Sebastian, looking at Mishka: what-

Emerson: Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?