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❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞

— he ponders for a moment. ‘ wouldn’t that … DEFEAT the purpose of the trip ? ‘ he asks, tone LILTING in inquiry. ‘ i – i mean, why sleep with her if you’re only going to kill her after ? ‘

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chained-arrow

How would your character react if they found mine, dead?

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#⇁ just to pray for some sweet simplicity. ( ask memes. )#( i know i have drafts but send some of these bad boys in

CHARACTER FLAWS

RULES: bold the ones that apply to your character, italicise one’s that sort-of apply & tag some people.

TAGGED BY: stolen from @chavfuck TAGGING: you, reading this

#⇁ it scares you ; being alone. ( headcanons. )

“ the past is with you , for better or worse ”

— he knows, all too well, that she speaks the TRUTH ; there was no coming back from the mistakes of the past. he knew, better than most, that trying to hide from honesty often led to LIES, to manipulation ( to a web too MANGLED to escape from, no matter the effort put in ). ‘sometimes, ‘ he says, ‘ i wish that it wasn’t. ‘ he often longed for the ability to re - write time, to go back and FIX things ; to hell with fate, he wished to correct the wrongs he has done. still, he knows that this is IMPOSSIBLE.

#chavfuck #⇁ be like anybody else. ( ic. )#⇁ don't talk to strangers. ( ask replies. )

“ i’m not even a real person ”

— he is HESITANT to agree, compliance oft his norm. ‘ you seem real, ‘ he says, doubt cast widely across tone and syllable ; he knew of the facts, the solid being in front of him appearing just as FIRM as you or i. perhaps he was over - thinking ; maybe, he thinks, he’s begun to see the dead ( the same as his friend, immortal and communing with the recently deceased just as easily ). he looks the figure over once more, top to bottom. ‘ are you dead ? ‘ he asks, feeling FOOLISH as soon as the words leave his lips.

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phantomemes

collection of prompts / starter sentences taken from the cursedsuggestion blog

“ tell me we’ll be safe at least for a little while ” “ no one can hear you and no one can help you ” “ ruin my life and never leave me ” “ haunt me , fucker ” “ leap off the precipice before anyone can shove you ” “ now you know how i feel about you ” “ think of me when you want to come home ” “ you made your choice so live with it ” “ don’t look back on it ” “ family does not guarantee safety ” “ you were an adult for most of your childhood ” “ you’ll be okay somewhere in that vague future tense ” “ what i’m saying is what happened was fucked up ” “ you’re crushed under the spine bending weight of yourself ” “ you fell in love with yourself and projected it onto me ” “ i’m the one with the power this time ” “ i bite off more than i can chew ” “ you ruined your own self ” “ i never say the right things ” “ you didn’t outgrow your misery , you grew into it ” “ i look after me and mine ” “ we’re twin souls ” “ you molded me into something terrible ” “ i’m too rigid to bend back ” “ no one’s coming to fix you ; put yourself back together ” “ i’m not even a real person ” “ you don’t love , you just devour what i give ” “ why do you expect others to treat you better than you treat yourself ? ” “ you should try to be you ” “ sometimes fixing something is stopping it from breaking further ” “ you don’t say what you mean , just what sounds good ” “ all you do is watch ” “ i’m a bad habit with a bad attitude ” “ everything you are shown has a purpose ” “ someone else wears your face ” “ my soul is a bit fucked up ” “ i’ll burn the sheets when you go ” “ there is no god that i can see ” “ love isn’t an excuse ” “ scream into the universe until it screams back ” “ i wanted you to stay ” “ the past is with you , for better or worse ” “ this hate keeps me warm in the winter ” “ i’m a wrong number ”

#⇁ just to pray for some sweet simplicity. ( ask memes. )

chavfuck-blog

AND THINK SOMETHING DIFFERENT. kelly bailey from e4′s misfits.

#⇁ i can see a change in you. ( promos. )#( yessss

MY MUSE CAN

tagged by: @misfitted tagging: you, reading this

#⇁ it scares you ; being alone. ( headcanons. )#( can he do these things well?#( not entirely #( he is kickass at sudoku though

& although not really diagnosed, simon is on the autistic spectrum. this means a few things ; one, he often needs CLARIFICATION on sarcasm and jokes. he has difficulty discerning what is serious and what is meant to be comedic, but this does not mean he is incompetent or dumb. he just has troubles reading tone and expression, especially with people he’s only just met. it gets easier with time ( ie: his interactions with nathan, especially ), but this problem will never truly go away. he also tends to speak what first comes to his mind ; this does not mean his attention span is short. he just tries to combat his tendency to over - think by speaking his mind ; he is slowly over - coming his fear of being publicly HUMILIATED, but this, too, will take time.

#⇁ it scares you ; being alone. ( headcanons. )

there’s an albatross around your neck, all the things you’ve said and the things you’ve done. can you carry it with no regret ? can you stand the person you’ve become ?

( simon bellamy of misfits. penned by bell. )

#misfits rp #indie rp

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞

‘ that . . . doesn’t sound right, ‘ the tone LIMPS into the air, questioning ; he supposed his friend meant it as a JOKE, but he often is unsure. better to cast DOUBT rather than follow blindly ( or so he typically preferred ). ‘

THINGS I LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT RP PARTNERS

tagged by: stole it from the dash tagging: you, reading this !

#⇁ the rumor come out ; does bell is gay? ( munisms. )

❝ if i took pole-dancing, i would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

‘ i … don’t think that would be an issue. ‘

#⇁ be like anybody else. ( ic. )#⇁ don't talk to strangers. ( ask replies. )#misfitted #( simon is just like.....In What World #( Would You Be Too Erotic

trcshymemes

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

#⇁ just to pray for some sweet simplicity. ( ask memes. )

gedlund

#⇁ now you'll be missing from the photographs. ( simon. )#⇁ we are the greatest pretenders. ( & nathan. )

& i’m too lazy to make a real promo, but hello !! this is an indie, semi - selective portrayal of simon bellamy from misfits, as adored by BELL. follow if you’d like to interact with an invisible, anti - social, lovable DORK !!

#misfits rp #indie rp #indie roleplay

basketcasemp3

television meme [3/6] sci-fi ∟misfits: what if we’re meant to be, like, superheroes? you lot? superheroes? no offense, but in what kind of fucked up world would that be allowed to happen?

#⇁ memories will taunt you. ( asbo five. )

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