misc. discord server starters
“I was just screaming into the void, I didn’t expect a response.”
“Are you implying that I get a sugar daddy?”
“What kink would you possibly roast me for, hold on a second.”
“You can’t roast me for kinks I don’t even know that I have.”
“Just because you act out for attention doesn’t mean everyone does.”
“We’re all masochists here.”
“Bold of you to think these homeless children won’t kick your ass.”
“At the very least, my suffering must be entertaining.”
“Welcome home you little fuck.”
“Gonna mix a doubleshot Starbucks drink with a vanilla frappuccino and see if that won’t kill me.”
“I swear to God I won’t sleep until I write SOMETHING and that is a threat.”
“Please, I only kinkshame publicly.”
“Don’t owo at me when I uwu at you.”
“What kind of fruit can’t get married? A cantaloupe.”
“What kind of vegetable doesn’t have sex? A celi-beet.”
“How often can you reblog a post before you become annoying?”
“You cannot tell me that fate doesn’t exist, too many things lined up before I was ever a theatre kid that only ever happen to theatre kids.”
“You’ve made a horrible decision. Enjoy!”
“Daily reminder that I am the most biased person in the world, thank you.”
“It’s popcorn loving hours over here.”
“YOU’RE ALWAYS RELEVANT IN MY HEART!”
“I can feel my entire legs. I HAVE TOO MUCH LEG.”
“Is rooftop sitting a neurodivergent thing?”
“Say you love me again and I’ll forgive you.”
“MOM CAN YOU COME GET ME? THERE ARE FURRIES HERE.”
“He’s a bottom and somehow has worse intimacy and communication problems than an orphaned vampire living through the apocalypse, he’ll never win this fight.”