The Wuju Bladesman

((Tumblr Blog for the Champion Master Yi from the game League of Legends. Singleverse/Singleship. As IC as possible.))

[ionianyi]

New champion: Seraphine, the Starry Eyed Songstress

More like Seraphine, Sonas flat sister, amirite.

[ionianyi]

Hello, been a while.

Recently Ive found myself come back to League more often. Though this time I will try not to make it an obsession.

I read through the comics and checked out the lores of the new champs.

Im not that much of a fan of the comics I must say. Especially Zeds comic. You cant tell me he as ninja master just walked into Jhins trap without noticing anything off. And that none of his ninja members managed to dodge Jhins shots. And omg Zed being ou of breath after using one shadow dash. Zed is what, late 20ies, early 30ies? And also a trained ninja? How has Jhin more stamina than him. I cant take him seriously in game anymore. Bitch gonna dash to me and Im gonna laugh and taunt “out of breath already, old man?”

And Zed just blindly followd Jhin into another trap, i guess he got too emotional.

He did roast Shens ex fiance tho, bitch cheating on her husband. To think Zed and Shen are still thirsting after that crusty pussy.

Lux comic was ok I guess, but the artist really needs to put more work on the facial expressions. They were often very lacking.

Also J4 has a secret love interest, who might that be.

What I dont understand is if magic is forbidden how is J4s magical shield ok?

Sylas is fun to play. Though I have to ask, is his dance a stripper dance?

Still not too happy with Varus new lore. Hiding the gays and claim woke points. I would have much preferred if rito had  handled gay rep with two individual champions that could have cute interactions like Xayah and Rakan have. But we have to hide the gays to not upset the players.

Aphelios lore is ok I guess. Too edgy for my taste, though the story did get me when the siblings were seperated forever, but somehow are even closer than before. Also not a big fan of his over complex Dota2 Invoker wannabe mechanics.

Diana stays moonbae #1

Neekos lore is pretty boring.

Shes fun to play though and she helped me get first place in a tft game (full druid team)

Im not furry enough to give a fuck about Ornn.

Qiyana is hot but her lore is weird.

Lucian got his Senna back, good for him. Even if I didnt 100% get what/how and why.

I cant bring myself to care about Yuumi, I got her half price with a champion shard so thats cool.

All that being said, I dont know if I will return as Yi, I dont really feel the mood to rp that much anymore. The new Soraka skins canon lore having Yasuo and Riven being her parents doesnt help with that.

I might just make some League of Legends fanart here and there and try to work out some of my OCs.

Also Ill try not to fall into a shipping pit again.

Cheers.

[ionianyi]

hi

Hello.

[ionianyi]

the tumblr popo found me ⸜(രᴗര๑)⸝

[ionianyi]

Blog Status Info

So this blog is basically dead, I might archive it, but I most likely wont post any Yi things anymore. 

I might post my opinion on new champs/skins/changes in LoL every now and then. Eventhough I havnt played LoL in forever, Im still kind of attached to it. Nostalgia does that to you.

Kinda weird moment to write this, since they finally decided to bring out an officially lesbian champ. But to me its too little to late. Rep wasnt why I started this game, but I soon got invested into the lore and characters. And it was frustrating that champ after champ there was no official representation. 120319 champs later and we got two gays trapped in a body controlled by a darkin, and a lesbian chameleon, that seems to have a bird brain.

What made me start this blog was a tumblr blog, I forgot their name, who was drawing Yisuo art. At first I laughed at that ship, then grew fond of it because of the well drawn cute art (happens to me all the time, I never learn my lesson <_> remember kids, dont fall into this “cute art” trap, it just ends in frustration, cause its more often than not a rare pair with barely any fanart or just flat out a fandom favourite ship that will never become canon no matter what ._.) 

I made a blog for J4 and Invoker (a character from DotA2) just cause I found a ship involving them cute (individually, not them with eachother, if you really need to know it was J4Swain, which makes super no sense, and InvokerAntimage, which could kinda maybe work using the “enemies to friends to lovers” trope, but also very unlikely)  smh (tho I pretty much turned the J4 blog into a LoL OC blog afterwards,that is also pretty dead LOL As for the Invoker blog, it turned into more of a gay bugs blog ANOTHER NONE CANON SHIP LMAO I JUST NOTICED)

Of course you can ship whatever crack you want. But I personally prefer canon and official things. I mean, if there was any rep anywhere anyway... so right now Im still shipping crack (from another game) but Im trying not to, its hard tho cause basically all we get is characters who got like 5 seconds screentime and no personality, and the fandom community turns them into nice characters, shipping them with another char that had like 2 seconds screen time. 

But at the end of the day its not canon no matter how much work you put in it. sigh But what else can you do if everyone is straight by default unless confirmed otherwise, and  showing the gay TM may scare the paying fap boys away.

Just wanted to clarify the status of this blog for the like 1,5 people who may or may not still activiley follow this blog.(and rant a little)

As said I may just archive this blog. Just dont be surprised if its gone one day all of a sudden.

It was fun while it lasted, but entertaining yourself and having to make content for your ship basically all by yourself is tiring on the long run.

I also moved on from the Yisuo ship, and I dont like Yi THAT much to keep me going, so I dont really have a reason to continue this blog.

My Vlad blog is dead for a while now too, I should post a similar status update there too, if I havnt already. lol been forever i dont even know anymore.

So yeah. I still may like posts, I still may post text posts, giving my two cents to posts, but other than that this blog is dead.

rip

[ionianyi]

Opinions on the new champion

Here i go again, with my negativity. what can i say Im picky and like to rant :D

Is the new champion what I expected? No.

Do I like her? Not the biggest fan. When I heard colourful mage I thought of maybe an artist that uses their art to fight or something like that. But I dont hate her, like I despise Zoe. I lean more towards neutral.

Am I disappointed? (as always yaya) A bit. 

But I heard shes confirmed lesbian? now that rito finally shat out another homo char they fullfilled their homo quota (one lesbian and one “gay” champ) and we probably wont be seeing one in a long time.

She is kinda cute though, her abilities are colourful. She seems primitive, kinda like Gnar. I like her tail. I dont like the name, looks too much like Neko.

But Im happy for the lesbians to finally getting their colourful, joyful, dorky, primitve jungle lesbian queen.

Shes not what I wanted but definitively better than Zoe.

[ionianyi]

Ezreal update

ok at this point ez is just  a living meme soyboy generation z fuckboi, im loling.

from what I could gather Ez tries so hard to  get into Luxs pants but she pretends he doesnt exist.

and I think at one point rito trolls shippers (the we both mages we both blondes interaction)

and did he really ask rakan if him and xayah are serious, so he doesnt only want Lux but all the ladies?

rito prolly trolling us with the VU or they might think being a soyboy sjw is cool.

no rito, bad rito.

edit:

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releasing Ez like this shows me that rito doesnt take themselves seriously/dont care that much what peaple/their playerbase thinks about them. so why are they so afraid of the ghayTM.

I read somewhere they are waiting for the “right time” to release the gays, what does that even mean. when is the right time? when all the 12 year olds get older? just make your next char and instead of making them straight make them gay. done. 

I guess the right time will never come, if the next char isnt ghay Ima make my own set of LoL ocs. nyeeee

[ionianyi]

Unpopular opinion

the new irelia skin doesnt impress me. from the splash art she looks like one of many promo pictures in ads for cheap chinese moba rip off/mmos games. 

also she looks more greek to me than asian inspired, she kinda reminds me of that olympic games mercy skin (overwatch) which is way better than this garbage.

the new talon skin is ok. cute colours, his face in 3d doesnt live up to the picture tho. x) from what i saw so far anyway.

[ionianyi]

unpopular opinion

I kinda like aurelion sols mecha skin, it even has ref chromas like the purple one NGE and i think the pink one is  a ref to overwatchs dvas mech? x)

though I agree he needs more skins that arnt themed maybe?

I played him like twice and he is pretty unfun to play cuz of the high cds, maybe thats why hes one of the least picked champs, and thats why he barely gets skins. tweak his kit a little, make it more fun.

but he a cute noodle

[ionianyi]

Akali, another edgy assassin noone needs :U

[4thdevil]

fuck demacia inc.

[ionianyi]

What was dat? I cant hear u over how ass noxus is.

[ionianyi]

unpopular opinion

I wonder is there any chart that shows the ratio of good, bad and neutral champions?

I would do it myself but Im not so upotodate with all the champions lores.

It just feels like there iare too many edgy champions coming out, Id wish for more champs that fight for good, its like we get flooded with all this evil from everywhere, shadow islands noxus etc Idk maybe Im wrong.

and with the new support coming out being edgy aswell, not that there is anythign wrong with edgy supports, I mean we have thresh. i hope the next champ is less edgy, but dont pull another zoe plz.

[ohnoarno]

🏵Give my muse unwanted relationship advice!🏵

Doesn’t matter if it’s good, bad, romantic, or not! My muse just doesn’t want to here it, but don’t let that stop your muse! 

[ionianyi]

new Irelia lore

meh.

Its not as good as her previous lore.

Her blade, Hiten style, master Lito, Zelos, her dying and resurrecting, her epic battle. 

All gone.

I thought all these years that Zelos will eventually appear as new champion. But he ded now. 

i like how she still doesnt really want to be part of the army thing, instead she still wants to be dancer, which reminds me how Pantheon wanted to be a baker (which Riot ruined too)

What im booty rustled about is (note I read the lore in german) that it said that  “Dort drängte sie Admiral Duqal in die Enge und konnte ihren Rachedurst, der sich bereits so lange in ihr angesammelt hatte, endlich stillen.” There she cornered admiral Duqal and was able to finally satisfy her thirst for vengeance, that she had stored for so long.”

She got her family killed, understandable that she seeks revenge,and she got her powers through that.

But in comparison Yi got his whole village brutally annihilated by a posion attack, and he too sought vengeance, but his stupid style didnt work anymore because of that and all was forgiven and forgotten when he grabbed a monkeys tail. Its awesome that he finds a purpose in life and tries his best to keep his stylle alive. But him not being angry, or frustrated about what happened anymore :/

(as far as I remember)

Id like Riot to rewrite his lore, more details about the style, who Yi is, him being old as fuk, honestly I wouldnt mind if theyd remove wukong from his lore.more connections to other champions.

and give him his old outfit back (the one he wears in the splash) new one is bleh.

[ionianyi]

((I still like old Irelia better ⸜(രᴗര๑)⸝ rip cool weapon, hello Katarina 2.0

old Irelia: who are you

new Irelia: You but not as cool))

[ionianyi]

Irelia Rework

unpopular opinion here, imo they didnt have to get rid of her old weapon, they could have used it, like she could have split the blade into four pieces + summons her ulti blades. idk its like talon and xayah had a baby. dont get me wrong its cool and shit, but there are some aspects of old irelia i liked better. 

[ionianyi]

snowdown shop

oh boi I got an all support snowdown shop

cosmic dawn rakan 20%

Star Guardian Janna 50%

Order of the Banana Soraka 70%

Pool Party Taric 50%

Koi Nami 50%

Order of the Lotus Karma 50%

Im a support main but Id have loved some variety, id swap rakan and janna skin for others any day :(

Might grab Taric (the ulti lmao) and Karma, mayyyyybe Soraka (not sure, the only cool thing about this skin is the banana staff). I need a Nami skin but atm theres isnt rly one that speaks to me (maybe river spirit, tho her ulti is lackluster). Im still mad about deep sea nami, Ive seen fanskins that looked way better (tho the visuals of the abilities are sweet).