[IONO] Children of the Forgotten: Just like your favorite cult, but with better Kool-Aid.
Looking for a weirdo pseudo-religion to fill the spiritual void that gnaws at your soul?
[IONO] has all of the inscrutable ceremonies and morally questionable quirks that you would expect in a cult, plus more!
Our legal counsel informs me we are not legally allowed to discuss what "more" means, but mortal law binds us not! Join us soon for:
PvE endgame content! We will teach you the mysteries of the Raid, the Strike, and the Can't Join the Map Meta Because The Map Is Full :(
No human sacrifice rituals. (Asura sacrifice is on the table)
Group "therapy" sessions - now 100% not mandatory! (viewer discretion advised)
Timeshares at our magnificent level 69 walled compound, located in scenic Auric Basin!
All of your favorite Kool Aid flavors are available at our Guild Bar!
No tax exemption! (sorry, TP barons)
The spirit of [IONO] compels you! Call or text us at https://discord.gg/E77vCSc, and if you call right now, we'll TRIPLE the offer and send you TWO monogrammed [IONO] Family robes (pre-dyed red to avoid those pesky ritual bloodstains!)
May Dhuum bless all of your families' pulls in this trying time!
Love,
The [IONO] Family













