[IONO] A Guild For People Who Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Provide Medical Advice
Do you play Guild Wars 2? Do you have urgent medical questions? Have no fear! Doctor IONO is here to convincingly feign professionalism!
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: IONO is a guild, not a doctor. None of the following should be construed to be actual medical advice, unless you are cool. This is a recruitment post and should not be used to treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you experience difficulties or side-effects from treatments prescribed by Doctor IONO, please call 1-800-NO-ONE-IS-GOING-TO-PICK-UP
Doctor IONO, it hurts when I raid!
Doctor IONO prescribes 100ccs of not standing in the red circles daily. If the problem is not resolved, type /gg. If no one rezzes you, we suggest joining one of our lovely IONO raid/strike groups. We ALWAYS stop DPS to rez. ALWAYS.
Doctor IONO, I have this problem where I keep saying weird things out loud and people keep looking at me!
Doctor IONO prescribes push-to-talk and a strict regimen of therapeutic #inane-guild-chatter with your friendly IONOs. (We like talking about cats especially!)
Doctor IONO, I desperately need an unspecified but yet life-changing surgical procedure AND I need help doing my taxes at the same time!
IONO actually has multiple real doctors and at least one accountant who could help you, although Doctor IONO is pretty sure that none of them are licensed to perform surgery. But if you ask nicely...
Oh god, Doctor IONO, [redacted squishing noises] [something muffled that sounds like "off-meta"] [confused screaming]
Sorry, Doctor IONO can't help you. Might we recommend Doctor SnowCrows for a second opinion?
If none of the above have addressed your increasingly debilitating medical condition, and or you just want to join a Guild Wars 2 guild and have no idea what's going on, please call this number: https://discord.gg/FY8CzcD