cabin in the woods starters
“Everybody knows you can’t trust Swedes”
“You guys better not be messing around in there.”
“What’s not his fault? Fucking his student or breaking up with her by email?”
“…And you have no pants on.”
“People in this town drive in a very counter intuitive manor.”
“Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car.”
“Society needs to crumble, we’re just too chicken shit to let it.”
“And did they tell you that being briefed is not the same thing as being prepared?”
“If I see one spider, I’m sleeping in the RV.”
“Thanks for being decent.”
“Ask me that again, only slower.”
“I’m still on speakerphone, aren’t I?”
“More than anything, I just want this moment to end.”
“I dare you to make out with that Moose.”
“They’re entirely different species, like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.”
“Can we not talk about people in pieces anymore tonight?”
“Did you say you have poptarts?”
“I’m going to go read a book with pictures.”
“He’s got a husband bulge.”
“I thought there’d be stars.”
“No matter what happens, we have to stay together.”
“My parents are going to think that I’m such a burnout.”
“How hard is it to kill nine year olds?”
“Don’t go nuts on me, you’re all I’ve got.”
“I don’t understand, you’re celebrating?”
“They’re celebrating, I’m drinking.”
“Like I said, it wasn’t our fault.”
“No, I’m not doubting you.”
“I think I can get it to down.”
“Where else are we going to go?”
“I don’t care if it’s not protocol!”
“Why are you trying to kill us?”
“Code black, I repeat, code black!”
“Here, it’s easier with this.”
“I should’ve seen it like you did.”
“Gosh, they’re both so enticing.”
“I’m so sorry I almost shot you.”
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