[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[averagemrfox]

Easthies you are beefing with a 12 year old

[hymnism]

is he stupid

[mafuyuh]

[mintaii]

coco, child of hope... 🌠 🖋️

[irlpim]

[sweeetestcurse]

Keke Palmer as Emerald Haywood in Nope 07/??

[raythefairy]

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

[the-tardis-is-blue]

where's that post about couples who are a package deal in an evil way because i think that's exactly how the scientific community sees stratt and grace. eva stratt is literally a businesswoman with an unlimited budget and rudimentary knowledge of my specialist field so you'd THINK i'd be able to convince her into funding my research forever and always amen but OH NO she keeps dragging along her STUPID SCIENTIST BOYFRIEND who once called my favourite supervisor at grad school a WASTE OF CARBON and she won't give me a penny until HE approves it for some reason fuck my stupid baka life

[freysai]

imagine going to take a shit and your friend is like can i watch

[halethleia]

ryland “whoomp there it is” grace and eva “weemp weemp” stratt

[cuprumbao]

star-crossed buddies 🥺

[artbyaloser]

rocky learns about yawning

[citizen-saint]

sudoku hits different when you’ve got several pressing tasks you’re ignoring

[sea-beam]

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock