it’s back
Aries: World of Warcraft and Guild Wars 2 are now going to compete in the dweeb community wars Taurus: You could make a donald trump wig out of all of my dogs shed fur. Gemini: *dabs while doing the blooming konahana quest in okami and failing miserably because it keeps registering the circles as trying to draw a sun* Cancer: *in walmart* Holy shit the cEILING BIRDS ARE BACK I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY Leo: why is there a condom in the lunchroom Virgo: *friend unintentionally grabs boob while trying to grab arm* sir, that is in fact my tit Libra: Hey remember that one time when you leaned back when i was on your back and i panicked and tried to grab onto something and that something was your boob. Scorpio: ‘you’ll understand what i mean later at exactly 12:34 AM′ ‘sounds like you’re planning to kidnap me but okay. Sagittarius: *fills entire mouth with whip cream while intensely screaming* Capricorn: I’m still not over the fact that you’re gay for an amiibo Aquarius: G A Y W A L U I G I Pisces: ‘i’m gonna hide all of your tablet pens on the fridge’ ‘h-hewwo!?’ ‘sto P’ HEWWO???’

















