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Jermanance Cascade

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wayneradiotv

would you take this pill

bandaalarga

jermaposting

straycatj

so honored to have gotten to meet u mr j

Oh, hello my siblings, how are you ❣️

pukicho

I hate basic babies. Goo goo gaa gaa, stacking blocks and shit, listen to aphex twin

lunasgraey

Weren’t you a basic baby once?

pukicho

I ate a cricket, I was hardcore .

pukicho

that’s badass

chloematis

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

straycatj

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper

The way Puss is followed by two dogs and one teaches him to accept death and the other teaches him to appreciate life

spiderman-into-the-sapphiverse

deadass

swanpit

Puss has 2 shoulder angels, they both are on the same page on wanting him to live his life to the fullest......the catch being their method is the extreme end with each other

straycatj

おはよう、Jさん and Kofuちゃん!

I just wanted to share my boy Izzy with you. He's a very needy boy and needs to be around me all the time when I'm home, even if that means blocking my bathroom sink

Kofu often enter the sink of mom's kitchen and get preaching...but now Kofu get known entering the sink is the nature of black cats, thanks, thanks, ghehehehehe

straycatj

ちゃしろのもくてきは　きゃっとにっぷのようです

The aim to come here of the orange white is catnips...

shittysawtraps

hello driver of a giant truck who rolls coal at small cars and cyclists, drives even more aggressively around student drivers, and revs your engine in neighborhoods at 6am. everyone knows you dont fucking need that truck, youve never taken that thing off pavement and the biggest thing youve had in the bed was a trash can and you literally put truck nuts on it. in front of you is a very special guest who is determined to reenact this meme:

if you manage to evade yoda on foot for 24 hours you will be given your truck back, except i suck at parking anything bigger than a camry so the passenger side is fucked up, sorry. if you fail and yoda does catch and run you over, you will be forced to drive his 2003 toyota prius for the rest of your life and pay for the maintenance a hybrid of that age needs out of your own pocket.

remember that the prius is an ambush predator, well adapted to small spaces, and silent under 5mph. you are not safe anywhere. run, you must.

shittysawtraps

Hello Jeff Bezos

On the table before you is a computer, you must donate your wealth to 3 different charities that have no association with you

If you fail all Amazon employees will be released into the room to bludgeon you to death

You have 30 minutes, I hope you fail

shittysawtraps

Hello Electrician...

Yes it is the same trap as last time, I tried the 2000 watt instead of the 4000 watt, but I-

What was that?

It isn't the voltage, but the wires themselves? Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry! I thought you-

It happens all the time?

Alrighty then, have a good one. Bye.

shittysawtraps

it'd be really fucking funny if you met your significant other in a saw trap. like you're at a family reunion and some distant cousin asks how you met and you have to be like "yeah they had to pull out some of my teeth. but the chemistry was great."

shittysawtraps

when you get married you send jigsaw an invitation as a joke but he actually shows up