[irbhair]

Overheated

[irbhair]

My electricity bill is $586.

[irbhair]

I’m taking myself on a date to build-a-bear this weekend. I’ve always wanted to go there. It’s legitimately a dream date idea, so I’m taking matters into my own hands.

[thetattedstoner]

Get a bear and add a voice message with it

[irbhair]

There isn’t a voice I want to hear with it

[fishbulbsuplex]

[theone1n]

[irbhair]

People always tell me when I’m right when it’s too late and I don’t care any more.

[irbhair]

No better feeling than when he looks at me like he’s witnessing a goddess

[irbhair]

Yall was absolutely right about 33.

[irbhair]

I’m taking myself on a date to build-a-bear this weekend. I’ve always wanted to go there. It’s legitimately a dream date idea, so I’m taking matters into my own hands.

[blkandwhiteiscuul]

Gotta get the voice over attached to the bear

[irbhair]

Idk, that might be too much for me 😂

[killmyvirgo]

Who comes to your rescue?

[irbhair]

God. And that’s it.

[anh3-donia]

the fact that i rejected napping as a kid makes me sick

[irbhair]

Because I literally will never miss an opportunity to rest my eyeballs at my current big age

[irbhair]

I missed my quarterly metrics by 1. I’m upset but my manager said I still deserve a pat on the back.

[irbhair]

I’m not gone hold you, that enlarged Malfoy looking mf that’s playing soccer gives me a jump scare every time I see him

[thememedaddy]

[irbhair]

I’m taking myself on a date to build-a-bear this weekend. I’ve always wanted to go there. It’s legitimately a dream date idea, so I’m taking matters into my own hands.

[irbhair]

My little sister wanna go to Aruba. My friend wanna island hop starting off in St. Lucia. I just want to go to Catalina islands. And I’m poor.

[irbhair]

Sometimes I just be doing shit. But I need to be more careful for preservation.