Incorrect Deadpool & Wolverine Quotes

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This B needs a C in her A

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Logan: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Laura: Okay, but in my defense, Wade bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Logan: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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I am watching Brooklyn nine nine and I just got to the episode that this quote is from. I didn’t know that it was from that show lol

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Logan: *walks in the living room*

Logan: why are you crying??

Wade, watching the Grammys: Chappell Roan just won best new artist

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Wade: so… are you still annoyed? Logan: you can’t keep saying, “mischief managed” every time we finish having sex

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Wade: Am I going too far?

Logan: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Wade: I’m really upset now

Logan: why?

Wade: when I was young my mother said, “You can be whoever you want to be.”

Logan: ok…

Wade: turns out that’s not true.

Logan: it’s not?

Wade: no. Identity theft is a crime.

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Logan: healthy romance starts with friendship

Wade: and Bad Romance starts with 🎶 rah rah ah ah ah roma roma ma 🎶

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Logan, skipping rocks on the lake with Wade: it’s such a beautiful evening

Wade: yeah, it is

Wade: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

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Wade: The new neighbours hate us cause we're dating! Homophobic pricks.

Logan: ...

Logan: We're not dating?

Althea: YOU'RE NOT?!

Wade: *getting off Logan's lap* We're not???

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Wade and Logan had sex in the Honda Oddysey 🤝 Glinda and Elphaba had sex on the train to the Emerald City

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Logan: Go fuck yourself.

Wade: fuck me yourself you coward

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Logan: Here are two pictures. one is your locker, and the other is a garbage dump. Can you tell which is which

Wade:

Wade: *points at a picture* That one’s the dump

Logan: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR LOCKER

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Charles: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Wade: Thank you

Charles: I didn't say that was a good thing

Wade: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny