[sikedeliik-blog]

he knows he does his best to bug people but it is really harmless as his legs stretched some more knocking into hers. “your short legs cannot reach me so i’m not scared emery.” he smiles some. “pft. i haven’t grown since i was in high school.” which probably was not something to brag about. he had always hoped he would break the six foot mark. never happened. “no i don’t want to die! i just want you to pay attention to me. you came over to hang out. now we’re just watching this boring movie. not even sure what is happening.”

[iridcscxnt-blog]

“ aish, you’re such a pain in the ass. ” she said shrugging his legs off of her. emery was kidding of course. he isn’t a pain in the ass, he just love annoying her and there’s nothing she could do but deal with it. “yah oppa, i’m not that short!” she half-yelled, her hands almost hitting the older guy but pulled it back. to be honest she was probably just two feet shorter than him. “but what’s fun in paying attention to you, the movie was just getting to the good part!” she then grabbed the remote holding it close to her so he won’t be able to turn the movie off. 

[iridcscxnt-blog]

aim is d.isplace

[iridcscxnt-blog]

aim is d.isplace

[thefamilyblack]

People should reblog this if they are okay with receiving ask memes from people they’ve never rped with before. Mutual or not.

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

[olivia-abby-blog]

i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

[mackalmorr]

just some lil au ideas to keep in mind

your girlfriend decided to kick you out at 3 am and I tripped over your boxes of shit in the hallway in my drunken trip to my apartment now I’m half passed out in a pile of your clothes au

every time you sneak out of your damn house you go through my yard and my dogs won’t shut up and I am tired of it prepared to be soaked with water guns on your way to your next party au 

when we stopped at the red light we were both blasting the same song au 

you thought you were alone in the hotel gym so you decided to sing eye of the tiger at the top of your lungs whilst exercising and I found it so entertaining I just had to meet you and tell you how I am now your biggest fan au

does my mail really accidentally get sent to your house this often or are you just taking advantage of my magazine subscriptions bc when you bring it by the corners of a few pages of my gossip magazine are always folded  

“I have been driving for the last 5 hours and all I want is some god damn beef jerky, so GET YOUR HAND OFF THE LAST PACKAGE ON THE SHELF YOU MAY BE HANDSOME STRANGER, BUT NO ONE IS STANDING IN BETWEEN ME AND THAT SALTY SNACK” 

I was trying to get revenge on my friend for putting foil in my microwave but it was dark and I was full of adrenaline (and maybe a little drunk) I’m so sorry that I wrote dick with marshmallow cream and glitter all over your window au

why the hell is this mall so big and the map so confusing?? Please help me I’ve been looking for a bathroom for twenty minutes au

“sir I can’t give you any more samples this is the third time you’ve come here today” au

you’re used to people having to look up at you and being intimidated by your height, but now that I’m standing you’re a bit surprised to find me eye to eye with you and now you’re starting to regret that snarky remark au 

“what do you mean you’ve never seen the lord of the rings?? prepare yourself for a fucking marathon and lots of coffee my friend” au 

I somehow always get you as a cashier at walmart and its always when I’m buying the weirdest shit at the weirdest time “A head of lettuce at 3am?” ”its a long story” au

you just caught me cleaning up some graffiti on our apartments and congratulated me on being an awesome person and decided to help me clean but little did you know I was only cleaning it so I could have blank canvas au

[oddxst-blog]

( w.j!! ) He laughs, taking her hand and shaking it, “How often do you hear it? It’s not necessarily bad—I mean it’s cute—“ 

[iridcscxnt-blog]

“ honestly? half of the people who recognize me whenever i’m out mentions my lips.” she then smiled at him. usually talks like this always end up with emery being questioned more personal things about her or asking for a picture but jihoon was calmed and collected. “really? thank you, that’s really nice to hear— that made my day. do you live nearby? ”

[iridcscxnt-blog]

continuous reply to  destrvctivist

junha smiles as he knocks his leg into hers - it’s an playful act since sometimes he can be a bit obnoxious when he feels comfortable enough. anyway it’s like if you tell him to not do something he’s going to do exactly that. call him a childish shit or just rebellious. “move if you don’t want to be kicked. you’re in the way of my foot.” he says with a hum as he stretches dramatically making sure his limbs knock into her lightly just to provoke her. when junha was in a playful mood he was a unstoppable force that probably drove some people crazy. for someone his age, people would expect him to maintain some maturity but absolutely not. life was meant to be enjoyed and junha just happened to get enjoyment from provoking people.

emery rolled her eyes for the fifth time as she felt junha’s legs knocking into hers again. “ ah, junha seriously quit before i kick you back.” she said pushing his legs away from her while focusing on the movie they’re currently watching. “ it wasn’t my fault. stop growing. i’m literally short, your legs just happen to enjoy knocking on my legs.” she quickly defended herself. she couldn’t help but smile at his playfulness when he fakely stretched his arms out. she know he’s probably bored of the movie so there’s literally no point of even paying attention. “oh my god you really want to be dead tonight.” she said smiling while pushing the other away from her.

[albeyance-deactivated20160618]

▒█ ▌❛ & flying in is a starter for; iridcscxnt!

▓▐ ❝ Don’t tell me that you wasn’t aiming for this to happen,             it’s WRITTEN all over your face! ❞

[iridcscxnt-blog]

“ you can’t be serious. you were practically helping me like two days ago and now you’re throwing me under the bus? ” 

[iridcscxnt-blog]

svrng

eunyeon was staring at the flashing screen, completely confused by the events as for a few minutes she had drifted her attention with something else and so, missed a few scenes. she couldn’t be blamed, she had never been good with movies. “thank you! i wash it often so it must be because of that~”

smiling as she still play with the other’s hair she simply nodded. it reminded her of when she had her hair long but since she wanted a change, she cut it short and ever since then shet gets her hair cut before it reach her shoulder. “ah, makes me miss my long hair. it was a pain in the ass though, how do you shampoo without getting it all tangled?”

[iridcscxnt-blog]

continuous reply to blxckswan

txt (stephanie) : am i too early?? txt (stephanie): cmon u don’t even need make up i literally just put a lip balm on

[88kyu-deactivated20160104]

@iridcscxnt followed for a starter

“Oh I’m sorry I didn’t see you there.”

[iridcscxnt-blog]

she felt a little push behind her which caused her to drop the hot coffee that she just ordered from a nearby cafe. she turned around ready to fight whoever it was but in al honesty she couldn’t even fight. she put up her best smile then faced the stranger. “it’s fine. it’s not like i didn’t dropped my coffee or anything.” she then shrugged, picking up the fallen cup making her way towards the trash can.

[iridcscxnt-blog]

LUXERAS liked for a starter )*

“why does it smell like burning? are you trying to cook again? i told you to just order something. we might end up calling the fire department again.”

[fydokyungsoo]

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EXO - Girl x Friend (Korean ver.)

[iridcscxnt-blog]

i just wanna make a quick post for the people i owe some replies ! replies will be posted on saturday. it’s been a busy week for me so i didn’t get a chance to reply to it sooner. i have some saved on my drafts but it’s unfinished. thank you guys !

[pinkhot]