Derry Girls – 3.02: The Affair

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Derry Girls – 3.02: The Affair
hayden walked through the bustling bar of mount olympus, crowds chatting and laughing to fill the noise of the establishment. he headed towards the crowd and nodded to the bartender on the clock to pour him his usual.
@happieststarters
sliding up next to hayden bodaway at the bar, iridessa sent him a big smile "no cute twins tonight? where's damien and annabelle? why am i, your local cat in the hat, not allowed to play with the twins? it's free babysitting!"
since the break up with babette, victor had doubled down on his gym time to keep himself preoccupied. even with sultan running around, the house was too quiet. with his second gym trip of the day in full swing, victor finished up his run on the treadmill and headed over towards the water station to rehydrate.
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three times has phil attempted to chase iridessa out of the gym for her holding up scorecards to any hot person on gym equipment but eventually he gave up when she would keep finding her way in. "victor, vic, vicky my guy. ten out of ten, looking hot as hell these days" she said holding up a ten on her scorecard.
"I guess I need glasses, then. The fact that he's a cop is an automatic downgrade," Bailey argued. "I mean... that's a deal breaker. Absolutely not." The thought alone was sickening. But then there was the forbidden pining aspect, which he had to sort of respect, even if he questioned her choices. "Still not calling him that, but I can agree that there's something appealing about wanting what you can't have."
"you need the thickest lenses they have. cops can be hot, officer beefcake being a prime example, jessie being another example." she shrugged "you my friend have never had the goal to seduce a cop to lure them away from the force. i weep for you" her dramatics always leading the way "boo! call him what he is, a beefcake. the less he wants me the more i must have him"
[ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ?
"that officer beefcake wants me"
What's one of the best nights you've had in your life?
"every night with my girls @xaspiringbeamoflightx and @jessiejanepride"
What do you like about yourself?
"everything. i'm incredible"
Do you think there is life on other planets?
"sure. i'm not naive to think that we're the only ones in the universe"
have you checked in on your friends recently?
"not recently, but i've just returned from travels. i plan to catch up with them"
"Oh god- please tell me you did not just just police and beefcake in the same sentence. I'm down for annoying officers, but ogling them? Ew."
"excuse you, anyone with eyes can see sheriff woody is a certified hottie. officer beefcake is very pretty to look at and i for one will be looking. he won't entertain my advances and i can't compete with the one i suspect he has feelings for so i can only look and not touch. the forbidden beefcake."
"oh, i wouldn't dream of it," he chuckled, fishing out what he felt to be the two finest suckers available. he handed them both to her, palming the jar off to the nearest passerby as he did. "i knew there was something you, iridessa. go on, tell me-" he lowered his voice and forehead before asking- "how long have you been seventeen?"
iridessa wasted no time in cramming the sucker into her mouth. oh hell yeah, cherry flavour. she grinned and leaned forward, putting on the deepest voice she could muster "a while..."
"Well you'd be surprised how many people haven't, apparently. It's one of the first things people start doing when it turns September. That, and apple picking."
"people are boring. i personally am carving up those pumpkins and throwing the guts at the police station to annoy them and get a glimpse of officer beefcake"
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as the twister from the movie twister
"Remember your sucker - this is real important stuff, alright? Drink your OJ, too." Travis tapped his 'I donated!' sticker knowingly, holding the sweets jar out to them. @happieststarters
iridessa sat in full confidence in her dracula costume while travis talked to her "gimmie that sweet sweet sugar" she grinned, her little dracula fangs on show while he held her hand out for her sucker and her juice "don't hold out on me, travis"
iridessa sol rolling up to drac's charity blood drive dressed as dracula in the morning.
"Well you'd be surprised how many people haven't, apparently. It's one of the first things people start doing when it turns September. That, and apple picking."
"some people haven't lived a life of whimsy and splendour. i personally like to chase sheriff woody in my tiny jeep, but not everyone can live like me"
“You’ve never been to a corn maze?!” Bailey's eyes were wide, almost unable to process what he was hearing. "That's like a fall rite of passage."
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"damn lightfoot, i've been in one before. chill dude"