Iridium

Greetings, my dear friends. It is I, Iridium.

[iridiumcattos]

Greetings, my friends.

Greetings, my dearest friends. It seems like you have stumbled upon my minuscule “blog”, if that is what it is called. I have made the decision to create this, for the reason that it seemed like a pleasant idea. Anyhow, I do think this has been a good choice, and I very much do hope you enjoy my presence. Good tidings.

ooc: hihi! Here’s a lil note: this is a FAN RP BLOG. This blog isn’t managed by Lily Irie, and shouldn’t be treated as a canon source for information. Anything I say that moves away from real canon is my headcanon. if i am asked to take down this blog, i can!

All of the art featured on this blog is drawn by me unless stated otherwise.

[iridiumcattos]

help

fluorine became self aware and she’s trying to become a god

help me stop her

Fluorine trying to become a god? Honestly doesn’t sound like something she’d do. I’ve met her before. Nonetheless, if she becomes a god that’s the nonmetal’s business, and I have absolutely 0 right to interfere in their problems. I have problems of my own, you know this, don’t you? Good tidings.

[iridiumcattos]

I cast

SIMPLE WRITER!

You can now only use the 1,000 most common english words for the next 72 hours.

Well, the humor is on you now. 72 hours have passed since my long hiatus, so there is no way to turn my verbosity. Honestly, I do think these words I use are pretty common anyways. Good tidings.

[iridiumcattos]

Hey I have a quest for you!

can you find any information about this solitary and isolated isotope of Bismuth being Bismuth-210?

Also here's a picture of them so you know what to look for

Hm. Let me think… Oceanography and environmental science as a particle tracer. If I’m correct that’s about it outside of nuclear research. I guess you were right with that solitary and isolated comment. Anyways, good tidings.

[iridiumcattos]

Oh no. It seems I’ve forgot about this blog entirely. I’ve been so wrapped up in everything else that’ve forgotten all of you. I deeply apologize for this inconvenience, and I truly hope you all forgive me. I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I do not expect to be forgiven, I am here to say sorry. What we came across—

[iridiumcattos]

bleh

Eh? I truly do not know how to respond to this ask either! From what I can see, this is a graphics interchange format picture of some unusually moving bolts of lightning. Maybe this could be some sort of allegory or something else? Quite peculiar. Nonetheless, good tidings.

[iridiumcattos]

Is this supposed to that graphics interchange format picture of that one red-haired human with the “beanie?” Except Californium? I have never met her personally, but I’m sure she’d personably do something like this. Good tidings.

[iridiumcattos]

Do you know heiroglyphs?

𓅓𓅓𓈖.

[iridiumcattos]

See, I honestly do not know how to respond to this ask. What am I supposed to say? Please, oh please tell me! I need to know. Maybe I will not know the meaning of this peculiar image. Good tidings.

[iridiumcattos]

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[iridiumcattos]

Greetings again, my friends. I haven’t seem to be posting in an amount of days. Maybe I should begin to conjure up material to post on this “blog” of mine. It’s unusual really, I usually have a lot to say but I cannot seem to think of absolutely anything! No worries, I will think of something sometime. Good tidings to you and your kin.

[iridiumcattos]

do u know Cuneiform

𐎭𐎮, 𐎭𐎮𐏂 𐎱𐎤𐎠𐎫𐎫𐏀. 𐎨 𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎪 𐎬𐎮𐎱𐎤 𐎨𐎭 𐎤𐎭𐎦𐎫𐎨𐎽𐎧

[iridiumcattos]

Haiii just so you know you own me 5 bucks :D *hides knife behind me*

I owe you 5 ”bucks”? There have been three people who have been inquiring about these 5 “bucks.” I honestly do not recall any time I’ve gifted a single organism or being this currency. Quite peculiar to me. But, alas, I will never understand. Good tidings.

[iridiumcattos]

how do I explain 1+1=2 without just going "2 is the second number and 1 is the first" again I forgot

I do not entirely understand your inquiry, but I will oblige nonetheless. Say you have one apple. That is one. Now, say you have one more apple. That is two. This mathematical equation is 1 + 1 = 2. I’d hope you would already understand this simple algebraic concept. Good tidings.

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5 posts? Do I receive a type of reward or gift? Honestly, 5 posts isn’t a lot in the grand scheme of things. Firstly, there is the integer named 100. Now, is that not gargantuan. Right? Now, I need you to raise that to the 100th power. After you are done with that, compare that with 5? I have warned you, this is not very big, and does not call for a celebration.

[iridiumcattos]

Welcome back, my dearest viewers. I have made the decision to dabble in creative venues like art. This is what I tried to draw. I truly hope you enjoy my peice. Good tidings.

It’s nice, now is it not?

[iridiumcattos]

it is the !

“It is the !”? Now that doesn’t seem to be grammatically correct, now does it? You need a subject for that sentence of yours. Wait a second, are you—