my materlists need reorganising but anything can be found by click the ‘character x reader’ tag!
rules - x f!reader only, no bodily functions like poop or vomit,no pegging reqs, and no pregnancy requests please! other than that just ask and if its not something comfortable with ill let you know! 
cheerleader reader making her loser boyfriend mike massage her feet after practice and he’s such a perv so of course he loves it.
he’s bragging to his friends like “her toenails are fucking glittery-and her feet are so fucking soft.” he’s practically moaning explaining it and dustin’s looking at him like he said something totally out of order.
“are you getting off on rubbing her feet?” lucas asks out right and will sniggers.
“what? no? what the hell? leave me alone!” he jumps up from his seat at the lunch table and practically sprints out of there.
pervert!mike being so fucking needy and a whimpering mess that he doesnt even fuck you, he just asks to jerk off in front of you while you watch him and you accept because you’re a good friend!!! and why would you deny yourself of such a pretty vision?
contains: afab reader, smut, public sex, kinda (?) forbidden love trope, fluff, slight submissive mike
paladin!mike would sneak over to his dear princess’ balcony to make sweet love to her right there and every part of her room. every corner of your room has a reminder of you and him in various positions that you always fail to forget each time you’re alone and missing him.
paladin!mike who gets jealous and sulky when he sees you being courted by different princes to win for your affection.
paladin!mike is the type to get so turned on everytime he sees his princess in pretty night gowns that compliments her features and lets you leave it on when he fucks you.
paladin!mike would bring you flowers and sweet treats everytime he goes out on trips.
paladin!mike would be the type to press kisses along your neck and back everytime you ask him to tie the ribbons of your corsets and dresses.
paladin!mike who’d be so flushed and hot when you offer to massage his sore body and treat his wounds after his trainings and fights. he’d melt when you kiss and gently touch his wounds.
paladin!mike could literally fuck you against the tree after your afternoon stroll with him. he couldn’t even care less how risky it is.
paladin!mike who got so shy when you offered to bathe together as if he wasn’t inside you minutes ago. your back pressed against his chest as you hum songs that almost lull him to sleep.
paladin!mike who yearns for your attention and follows around you like a lost puppy.
paladin!mike who swears to run away with you because he can’t stand seeing you marrying someone else other than him.
this is my first time doing headcannons so apologies for any mistakes 🥲🥲 i fear the world needs more paladin!mike x princess/maiden!reader fics so i decided to put into hands and do it because i #needthat real bad
chat whoever keeps requesting mike x reader with missing teeth I don’t want to be out of order but I’m not going to write that. I don’t even know what to do w that
You should write reader and Finn being touchy at the golden globes or something like that 🫦
“be good.” finn warns you before the door of the cab swings open and he climbs out. his hand reaches back for you and he helps you out.
you smile graciously at the cameras, your hand still clutching finn’s as you try to see through the endless flashes of cameras.
he pulls you up the stairs, stopping every so often to pose and you mirror him before grabbing his arm and dragging him into the event hall.
you’re seated at your table, smiling and clapping when people win, greeting fellow actors and actresses and posing when asked. you’re also downing drinks like they’re water.
“you look soo good in that dress.” finn whispers, oblivious to the cameras right in his face filming you both. “your tits look fucking huge.”
he’s pulling you into his side and your lips press against his jawline softly. “can’t wait to sit on your cock later.” his fingers dig into the fat of your hips and you giggle into his ear, arm wrapping around his middle.
you’re practically on his lap when an interviewer comes over to speak to you both. your pupils are blown and theres faint lipstick marks on finns collar for the world to see.
“and you two talk a lot about the brother-sister type relationship you share. is that still true?” he asks and you giggle.
“mhm, he’s like the best big brother ever.” you nod, arms wrapping around his neck and cuddling him to you and finn laughs. “he takes such good care of me!” finn couldn’t tell if you were playing up for the camera or yourself. he knew how hot it made you to say things like that.
“something like that.” he mumbles out, smirk evident as he admires how you wrap around him even in front of the cameras.
and that night tiktok and twitter is just crazy at all the lip reading videos of the two of you teasing and talking dirty to each other whilst finn cannot keep his hands off you. some fans are denying it, saying it MUST be something else whereas others have found a clip of you asking him to take you to the bathroom and fuck you.
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ynupdates finn and yn leaving the Golden Globes through the back door last night!
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user1 why are they always all over each other?
user2 was this before or after she said he was like a brother to her.
| user3 after..
user4 they’re so weird i love them
user5 are they dating or just brother and sister relationship?
hi in like 2022 i had a massiveeee crush on finn and this account was like an absolute holy grail and i just happened to rediscover your blog and i wanted to thank you coz ur shit was FIREEEE im also a lesbian now ok thx bye 🎀
omg yay i’m so obsessed with all my messages of people who have followed me since back then 💞🥳🥳 also i literally had a gf when i first made this account !!
being in an interview with finn for a movie which you played siblings in. the interviewer is asking about your relationship off screen, if you guys are close etc.
“we’re soo close-he’s like a brother to me.” you’re smiling sweetly, your hand reaching over to wrap around his bicep pulling him closer to you as he nods.
“she’s like a little sister to me.” he agrees, his tongue poking out to lick his lips.
then fans post pictures of you behind a club at like 2am practically dry humping.
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