“Are you really telling me this right now? Does it look like I give two shits?”
"Oh I’m sorry, did I bother you while you were doing something important? How rude of me.”
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“Are you really telling me this right now? Does it look like I give two shits?”
"Oh I’m sorry, did I bother you while you were doing something important? How rude of me.”
“I don’t exactly know how I feel about the color outside just yet, but everything else I am absolutely in love with. Merry Christmas to me — What do you think?”
“I must say it looks very nice Doctor Wilde. Very elegant.”
“Yep, I’ve got one of those. His bicep is probably the size of my face and he uses it to his advantage to get the last piece of pie.”
“Mine likes to set my things on fire and record it for me to watch.”
“Don’t say anything. Not. A. Word.”
“Well, that’s generally everyone’s nightmare on Christmas.”
“And one of those people is my eldest brother who refuses to leave me in peace and still finds joy in tormenting me.”
“ I see the dilemma. It’s not so bad to interact with people, it’s actually important to self growth.”
“Well I wouldn’t mind the interaction part so much if I could avoid my brother James. Unfortunately, that’s not possible.”
“Oh yes, fun.”
“Is it just me or is Christmas this year on steroids?”
“It certainly looks like it. Honestly why do I have to act like I care about this holiday?”
“Isn’t it? Christmas is the best time of the year. Everything is so lovely and festive here in San Francisco, don’t you agree?”
“No. I would rather choke on my own blood.”
“Not a fan?”
“Definitely not.”
“Oh, come on! It can’t be that bad. The lights are pretty at least…?”
“It’s going to take more than pretty lights for me to like this holiday.”
“Rules are rules–at Christmas you really have to spend time with your family. Or loved ones. Though I don’t think your eldest brother qualifies for the latter.”
“No he definitely doesn’t. I don’t why he insists on us all being together this time of year, he doesn’t even like any of us that much.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m forced to interact with people.”
“Oh no! I’m sorry— I didn’t mean to insult your intelligence or anything of the sort. I mean, I think I saw a man dressed up as Santa.. like the ones who work the malls and shops. It just caught me off guard. I didn’t mean actual Santa Claus.”
“Well I suggest you get used to it, you get all sorts in San Francisco.”
“Bah humbug?”
“I’m not Ebeneezer Scrooge, I just don’t like the holidays in general.”
“ Not a Santa fan? I’m not big on the holidays either.”
“It’s not so much Santa as the fact that this time of year I’m forced to interact with people. I can get away with being a recluse the rest of the year but Piper insists I come out and talk to people at Christmas.”
“Do you have a personal vendetta against the holidays?”
“Only when it concerns having to spend more time with my eldest brother than is necessary. And Christmas is prime ‘James being an insufferable prick’ time.”
“Did you see that? I think I’d just seen Santa drive by. I could have been mistaken but he did have a large white beard and was rather burly.”
“Ma’am, I may look like a child but please don’t treat me like one.”