As if Death would try to ever be humorous.
He could. But I suppose you know him better than I do, I'm just working off out interactions recently.

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As if Death would try to ever be humorous.
He could. But I suppose you know him better than I do, I'm just working off out interactions recently.
I figured it was him or Death.
I’ve drunk too much to even complain about that fucking pickle.
I got a pickle too...
To: Davis, Seth, Kyle, Alyssa, Sam, Nathaniel, Iris, Atropos, and last but not least Clotho
You have all received an anonymous paper bag, that is emitting a very peculiar odour. On the front there is a note written in sharpie and cursive—-it reads: HAHAHAHA!
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Ouch. You’re breaking my heart, Fate.
You'll live, Death.
Scrooge? Really?
Oh who am I kidding, Scrooge is much better looking than you.
I’m incredibly tired of all the early carolers.
Invest in sone ear plugs, Scrooge.
MYTHOLOGY MEMEÂ | (6/8)Â LEGENDARY CREATURES
THE MOIRAI —often known in English as the Fates— were the white-robed incarnations of destiny. Their number became fixed at three: Clotho (spinner), Lachesis (allotter) and Atropos (unturnable). They controlled the metaphorical thread of life of every mortal from birth to death. They were independent, at the helm of necessity, directed fate, and watched that the fate assigned to every being by eternal laws might take its course without obstruction. (x)Â
Things have been rather calm...
And again I am merely speaking the truth. Ah, It seems like it is time for me to head back to my loft. I do hope to see you again sometime soon, Iris.
You know where I work. Enjoy the rest of your day, Brent.
Things have been rather calm...
You truly are remarkable, darling.
Well, again, thank you Brent for your kind words.
Things have been rather calm...
Of course not, you’re too kindhearted and polite to do such a thing. Ah, I see. Never mind then. I’ll figure things out another way, worry not. Have you ever had to call the police about a patient?
I can't say that I have yet, and I don't think that I will either. People seem...rather willing to talk to me, and I can talk to them enough to push away any such desires they may have if they do creep up.
Things have been rather calm...
I’m only returning the favor and speaking my mind. Really? That must be why you’ve chosen the profession you have, right? Thank you, for not judging me, Iris. I see. Would you be able to speak about those minds or are you bound to confidentiality?
One of many reasons, but yes, that would be one of them. I would never do such a thing, so you never have to worry about that. Ah, there is confidentiality there. I'm not allowed to speak about it with anyone else, unless I think that someone will be put in danger by the individual in which case, I must contact the police.
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I know one thing for sure, I won’t grow tired of hearing it if it comes out of your mouth. Usually,yes. Others are very lucky and things fall into their lap. Then again, that means that they become lazy and impatient which isn’t lucky for them in the long run. And there I go rambling and spouting out my thought process. Forgive me, darling. Hmm? Well the state of the people of this town reflects the needs of everyone as a whole, doesn’t it?
How sweet of you to say, that's very kind. Yes, exactly. They expect the world to just fall into place and when it doesn't, they expect someone else will take care of it for them. There's nothing to forgive, it's interesting to hear how other people's minds work and to know how they feel and what they're thinking. Speak your mind, you are not being judged by me. That's true, but I'm looking at a few minds with many similarities, I can't speak for the whole based on the few.
Things have been rather calm...
Well as long as we can be something together, it can’t be too bad. It looks like I’ll be thanking you every time we speak then. It wasn’t at first to be honest, but after I advertised it enough it was pretty successful. Hmm, I’m not sure yet. I’m still looking into it. Do you have any ideas?
Exactly. Well then, I'll be saying you're welcome every time, then and more than likely thanking you in return. Ah yes, well, that's usually how things work, don't they? It's all about your determination and passion for your goals that'll really make it or break it, so it doesn't surprise me that you're able to make it work. Ah, sadly I can't say that I do. I've never been looking too much at Beacon as a place, more so the people within it...you know, since it is my job.
Things have been rather calm...
It’s quite an honor, really. Ah, I feel like I should thank you once again, but I don’t want to sound like a broken record. Oh no, it’s not too forward at all. After all, I did ask you about your job. It varies from town to town really. I come to a town, observe for a while and if I decide to stay I go into a line of work based on what I’ve observed. That might be a confusing explanation so I’ll give you an example. The last town I was in was lacking in classy bars, so I opened one myself. Of course, I had to sell that when I came here.
I very much feel honoured. You can do what makes you happy, I won't mind and I'll continue to say you're welcome in return. We can be a broken record together. Really? Wow, and to be so successful with that...that's really something. What do you think Beacon Hills needs here?
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Thank you for the clarification. It’s strange. I’ve never heard someone use that metaphor. Or well, not in a conversation at least. Thank you once again. I suppose it comes naturally to me. Oh? That suits you. Do you enjoy your profession. Ah, I’m an entrepreneur of sorts. I do little jobs here and there. I mostly travel though.
Well I'm glad I can be the first. You're welcome again, haha. I can definitely see that, it's nothing forced or unrealistic. Just natural, charming, it flows and suits you well. I'm glad you think so, and I very much do. What sorts of job? Or is that too forward of me to ask?
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Cutting the string represents death, correct? Just making sure I’m not interpreting anything the wrong way.Well this isn’t all that personal, but I thought I would ask permission just in case. What is it you do for a living?Â
Yes, exactly. No, that's what I meant, death, haha. Ah, such a gentleman you are, Brent. I'm a psychologist here in Beacon. What about you?