urban mythos

chapter six: boygodking touches a rock and makes huge $$$

[irlmidas]

obscuredpetals

"--is it nice in there? A church."

[irlmidas]

sidescrollerss

"Please. If you do not work here, you do not to be to need to stack those boxes. You have been there for five minutes."

[irlmidas]

boundbychaiins 

"Do you have Ebola?" 

[irlmidas]

grimisms 

"I will make you the most happy and the most rich man in the whole country if you stop talking."

[irlmidas]

like for a starter!

[bucketkickedarchive-blog]

     ❝ you. look sickest. sicker. who cares you speak awfuler. than me. anyway shut up. ❞ awfuler isn’t helping her argument, really. ❝ i hope. you do get. sneezed on. and deported. and kim kardashian probably hates you. too. ❞

[irlmidas]

"you sound like a little baby. also, making fun of how a man of another country speaks makes you a racist. are you happy, little baby?"

[mutantism-archive-blog]

I probably can’t get you a job, if that’s what you’re asking.

[irlmidas]

What makes you think I am needing that?

[welooklikeanimals-archive]

        He’s not judging — last year, he gave himself a concussion from colliding         full force with a lamppost during a water balloon fight.  While ‘shrooming. 

      “No blood. No permanent damage. You’ll live.”

[irlmidas]

"Thanks. Thank you." It fucking hurts, though, but he'll try not to whine. 

"Are you doctoring or just having experience?"

[irlmidas]

Look at this fortune I found. This week your hard work will finally pay off and you will find a great fortune. 

[Obnoxious laughter.] 

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[electrickangelicarchived-blog]

       i don’t. .. punch people, i’m sorry. (she bruises like a hecking fruit. so. )

[irlmidas]

Not sorry! That is good. Very good. Thank you. What do you do, if it is not punching people?

[bucketkickedarchive-blog]

               ❝ i am. not sick. that would be weak. ❞ i am not sick is arguable, but, whatever. she’s maybe got a good case of the undead’s, but sneezing is hardly a symptom of that.

     ❝ are you. the person that. liked kim kardashian. ❞

[irlmidas]

"well, you look sick. also, be getting a help in your speech, please. it is annoying." what the hell, midas? what the hell. 

"that could be many people. it was probably me."

[electrickangelicarchived-blog]

        . .. is that something that happens to you often.

[irlmidas]

Enough times to have making me nervous. To be nervous? I am scared you will punch me.