it's a theory

A roleplay  for Carly from The Transformers. Sideblog to dizzydiodes.

[ironflirt]

"Someone at least tell that creep Shockwave that he owes me a new car!”

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truck-dad‌:

Well to him it just seemed like she was giving him a gift for the sake of their friendship, meaning this tiny paper fruit soon become very sentimental to the Prime.

He again waited until she was a safe enough distance away before transforming back to his robot mode. All the shifting parts wafting the artificial banana smell through the air around them, practically coating the Autobot in it like a cologne.

“Banana huh? Interesting.” He knelt down to more easily speak to her. “I will treasure it. Was there anything you needed? I could give you a ride somewhere.”

Of course the gift wasn’t for purely selfish reasons...she’s sure the other humans who hang around Headquarters will appreciate the gesture. 

The banana smell was a welcome change to the usual scent around Headquarters. Maybe she should bring in some scented candles to spruce the whole place up?

“No thanks, Optimus. I drove myself here in my new car.” It had taken entirely too long, in Carly’s opinion, to get a replacement since her visit to Cybertron. Apparently having your car disintegrated on an alien planet wasn’t covered by insurance! “But tell me what’s new with the Autobots. I want the whole scoop.”

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"Hey, Carly! I need you to tell me honestly, baby... can you smell root beer on my seats?"

“Root beer?” What an oddly specific question. There’s a story here, she just knows it. “No, not that I’ve noticed. What has you so worried?”

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"Me like you." Swoop comments randomly. (dinobot-smash)

@dinobot-smash 

Although Carly probably knows Swoop the best out of any of the Dinobots, but the comment still surprises her. The Dinobots haven’t exactly shown themselves to be outwardly affectionate. 

“Aw, how sweet! I like you too, Swoop.” 

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truck-dad‌:

His interior’s smell wasn’t something Optimus usually thought much about, he didn’t have passengers too often and when he did it was usually just Sparkplug or Spike. Still he appreciated the small gift (not even realizing it was less something for himself.)

“Ah, I’ve noticed quite a few of the others use these airfesheners. Never seen one this shape before though.” He chuckled, his rearview mirror moving a few touches as the little yellow paper bounced about, the smell emitting from it very sweet. “Thank you Carley! What is this scent called? It’s very interesting.”

Even if Optimus didn’t care what he smelled like, Carly did. While she usually got a ride from Bumblebee or Ironhide, she wasn’t going to risk having to ride with Optimus if he smelled bad. It would never come out of her clothes!

“It’s called banana. I thought you would like it.” That, and artificial banana was a pretty powerful smell. The blonde hopped out of Prime’s cab with a grin. “I’m so glad you like it.”

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truck-dad‌:

“A present? Alright stand back.” The Prime waited till she was a few feet away before transforming, driver seat door opening up for the human. “What’s the occasion?”

“Oh, no reason. I just saw it in the store and knew you had to have it.” Carly hops into the front seat and pulls her very thoughtful gift out of her pocket. A big, yellow, banana-scented air freshener. Strong enough to overpower the combination of smoke, fuel, and boy smell the semi truck always seemed to have.

After securing it tightly around his rear view mirror, she clasps her hands together, “There! How do you like it?”

[ironflirt]

@truck-dad​

“Hey Optimus, can you transform for a second? I brought you a present.”

[ironflirt]

“Nobody told me I had to bring my earmuffs to headquarters today!”

[topazstrange21]

#inktober 24: dizzy

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[ironflirt]

“Who cares about kissing Decepticons? I want to know how Autobots feel about kissing humans!”