#dinobotsmash

[daringherring]

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“Me Snarl can sing.”

« Far out! You got a favourite song, man? »

[notgitanes-archive]

“Plastic is so nice and chewy.” -Snarl (dinobot-smash)

“I’m sure it is but you’re not supposed to swallow it!” Oh. Oh dear. Was he going to get in trouble for not stopping Snarl? It wasn’t like Mirage could do much to stop the spiky dinobot.

“Just... It’s like the human’s chewing gum. Chew but don’t eat it. Please?”

[battlecomputer]

@dinobot-smash:

::Nope!:: Swoop chirps back with no apparent dent in the utterly delighted mood he was in. ::Him Grimlock say not to!::

The Dinobot doesn’t mind setting up trouble however. Or just being annoying.

::So this is Grimlock’s...plan?:: Plan is a loose term. Anyone with half a processor knew Grimlock didn’t like Optimus, but Prowl couldn’t see how calling him lumpy was anything more than a minor insult. 

::What did Grimlock say would happen if you do tell?::

[ask-smokescreen]

"Him Grimlock say it pumpkin time!" Yep, Sludge is still "weaponized", hurling a pumpkin straight at the bot. (dinobot-smash)

AAAAA

WAIT NO

/Aaaand the pumpkin splats his face. Smokescreen’s shaking it off, and begins throwing pumpkin gunk at Sludge in revenge!/

[madisonxrussell]

@dinobot-smash || continued from here

“Camping.” She pointed to the tent only ten feet behind her. “I needed a break. I honestly didn’t think there’d be dinosaur-- I mean, Dinobots here. I didn’t think bots like you existed.” 

For now, Madison ignored the pterosaur’s pleas to get thrown. She didn’t want to hurt anyone. Although their processors were very calming. Unlike most sentient creatures, their minds radiated a calm silence that made her feel much better. 

Their emotions on the other hand? Complete clusterfucks, except maybe the sauropod. 

[notgitanes-archive]

“Put it in.” -Grimlock (dinobot-smash)

“It’s not going to fit!“ Mirage pushes and shoves but there is no getting Grimlocks little dinosaur arm back into the socket where it belongs. “We’re going to need to speak to Ratchet.”

[daringherring]

::You not lumpy.:: -Snarl (dinobot-smash)

Is this a compliment? Jazz is going to assume it’s a compliment. Snarl’s one of the nicer Dinobots, isn’t he?

« Thanks, big bot! »

[daringherring]

What’s your name? Me Swoop! Are you an Autobot? (Official or Honourary): ... Me Dinobot! Relevant experience: ....Him Grimlock make kissy faces. (dinobot-smash)

Now this is a surprise. Swoop, huh?

But then, Jazz has been making a point of spending some more time with the Dinobots these days. He shrugs and tucks the application into the same folder as the rest.

« Very flatterin’, Swoop. I’ll keep you posted! »