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Assigned Fool at Birth 26 years ago

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I affirm the strength of the pig

[angelicguy]

you need ANYTHING you just tell me. My boy Lucario will hook you up. *gestures to lucario*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[homoaquaticus]

someone: prohibition in the united states was largely ineffective, cost millions, tried to force a religious belief on the entire country, only ever resulted in the increase in consumption of alcohol, as well as the increase in police violence, and ultimately failed

people: okay yeah that’s true

someone: the war on drugs is the exact same thing except this time because of the militarization of the police and private prison interests, is much, much more deadly and specifically exists to justify and widely reinstate slavery within the united states

people: what? but drugs are #bad, and we can’t let people use them. obviously this is the only way to deal with this situation

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[ironic-demands]

What if you could pregame the commute

[trilobyte01]

New dunkin $6 meal deal

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[technofeudalism]

[beardedmrbean]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

its crazy how if you just stand around in a big enough group, cops will show up and start to gas you. that sounds like a joke. i would put that in a cartoon.

[beardedmrbean]

[polymerclay-deactivated20251120]

[theehorsepusssy]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

[corrodedparadox]

Man it’s crowded in here

[jkottke]

Marjane Satrapi, author of the excellent Persepolis, has died at age 56. Friends said she “died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life”.