Spider-Man

Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider as a teenager, granting him spider-like powers. After the death of his Uncle Ben, which he could have prevented, Peter learned that "with great power, comes great responsibility." Swearing to always protect the innocent from harm, Peter Parker became the Amazing Spider-Man!

[just-the-way-it-goes]

[funnyarena]

[liquidmetalbadass]

irradiatedwallcrawler 

[liquidmetalbadass]

Spider-Man…are you here for Headmaster Logan?

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

I'm starting to think someone's getting the wrong impression. Do we come across as being friends? What's your name?

[callmeselina-deactivated2015042]

And — we’ve got ourselves a winner. [She gives him a smile.] How’s it hanging, Peter?

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

Let me guess, a new car? I mean, I'd settle for how you're week's been going instead. But, I'm willing to negotiate. Me? Long days, shorter nights really.

[vakween-deactivated20140527]

Spiderman #4

[64hellboy]

Spiderman cover

[aroguedeviation]

[irradiatedwallcrawler] started followin' you

[aroguedeviation]

Hard to believe with you liftin’ cars over your head.

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

I've opened a few pickle jars in my time.

[aroguedeviation]

[irradiatedwallcrawler] started followin' you

[aroguedeviation]

You weren’t the coolest kid around?

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

I'm hip, what're you going on about--aha, no. Let's just say, puny was in the nickname and be done with it there.

[loislanethereporter-deactivated]

"Wade?"

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

"I give up."

[/cue webbing, swings off into the sky.]

[loislanethereporter-deactivated]

"I’m a reporter, not paparazzi. You remind me of someone who is a bit of a dick, it’s the costume. Oh God! You’re not a cosplayer are you?"

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

"What gave it away? Was it my lack of witty retorts, my paparazzi remark? Or the fact I just dropped from that building I was hanging onto and landed without so much a scratch?"

[aroguedeviation]

[irradiatedwallcrawler] started followin' you

[aroguedeviation]

Yeah?

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

I did survive high-school after all.

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

Are you looking for a date, Mr. P? Think you've got enough spare time to hang out with me one night? If I'm going to be complimented I could always move things around and get a night free... Perhaps. Hm.

Why settle for one? I've got a penchant for being a bit greedy when it comes to a certain redhead.

[bad-jew-jew]

irradiatedwallcrawler started following you

Are you gonna make yourself useful and hunt down that cockroach I saw earlier, or what?  If I catch you freeloading, I’m coming after you with a broom.  Although, in your defense, the roach was pretty large—I may just need a bigger spider.

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

I've a feeling its too late to say I walked through the wrong door, isn't it? And what are you talking about? You're a mercenary for hire and you can't even kill a cockroach?

[aroguedeviation]

[irradiatedwallcrawler] started followin' you

[aroguedeviation]

You’re off the hook Spidah-Man

Ah’m surprised; thought a man like ya’ll could take more teasin’.

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

I can take all kinds of teasing, actually.

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

Look, I took a picture of a paparazzi--wait, this usually is the other way around.

[neverletgo2124-blog-blog]

[irradiatedwallcrawler-blog]

Oh, really? Wow. I'm going to have to hear them at some point, but firing them at me all at once might give me too much of an ego boost. Later we'll have to trade some compliments.

Sounds like a date.