[melisica]

Klaudija Visockyte

[goodreadss]

[breadnymph]

[wikilifeadvice]

limit pasta consumption

[breastforce]

blocked

[veryfunnymemes]

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[ukropstales]

[kernaka]

[noirsilk-deactivated20200913]

[tailsandco]

how to compose photo 101: would it be a good computer desktop?

[beatlemeat-archive]

the mickey mouse clubhouse dances are SO funny

[beatlemeat-archive]

WHAT kind of dance is this!!!!!!!!!

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

They just know how to party…

[coolxatu]

thats the Hotdog Dance you ignorant fools

[spacetaters-deactivated20200722]

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

[taylormademagic]

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell the one thing they can’t replace.

[cyncity2000]

THERE’S a sea of drunk toddlers LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

[star-temeraire]

You have the moral backbone of Delta Airlines

[miiriya]

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

[honeydippedpeaches]

🌞Dreaming of summer moodboard 🌞

[mymemphisparade]