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hyperioncompanyman replied to your post “i mustache you a question”

The punny Rhys back at it again.

you think that you were safe? think again!

#hyperioncompanyman #// literally just goes on tumblr to make puns and nothing else #// this is my life

nicholas-wolfwood replied to your post: i mustache you a question

“You’re dead to me.”

“ C’mon... Lighten up, will you Nick. It’s just a harmless joke. “

#nicholas-wolfwood #// dgagvdsak

wrencusremade

ʀʜʏs • hyperion stooge to atlas ceo

#[c] ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴜʟᴇ ʜʏᴘᴇʀɪᴏɴ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ 『rhys』

i mustache you a question

#// listen i havent rped in half a year almost #// and this is pretty ic #// stop shiro from being a dumbass 2k19

twirls mustache like a villain

#// he is a villain though #ic.

handsomejackhoney‌:

“Uh-huh, sure. Least you’re keeping with the ATLAS tradition.”

“ And what’s that supposed to mean? “

#// rhys please just look into your library #// GOD I WANT TO SHAVE IT OFF OF HIM #handsomejackhoney

rhys is totally calling his stache the rhystache

#ooc.#// me having second embarassment

handsomejackhoney‌:

“Eh… A lame one, maybe. Like… evil dictator of the claptrap dump. But hey, it’s a step in the right direction! If it didn’t look so stupid, I’d almost be proud!”

“Almost.”

“ .....Yeah you know what, never mind. I’m keeping it. I don’t want to be baby faced forever. People tend to do business more with older looking people. So that’s that. “

#// he forgot who he was talking to lmao #handsomejackhoney #[] ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ 『post-main 』

handsomejackhoney‌:

“Yeah, well, you failed. You look like some dorky brat playing dress-up as evil dictator- Oh wait, I take it back, kiddo, it fits you perfectly!”

“And I’m copyrighting ‘Rhystache’ now. You wanna use it, you gotta pay me.”

“ And what I supposed to pay you in? Digital currency? The stache stays, regardless of your wrong opinion. “

“ ... Do I really look like a dictator...? “

#// shit he's in his head #// literally #[] ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ 『post-main 』#handsomejackhoney

i love that the moment i get back here everyone is roasting rhys’ ass

i fucking miss this blog

#ooc.#// heart emojis everywhere

[What the ever-living fuck is growing on your face?] Like Audrey hasn't become a bandit queen.

“ I feel like I should name it. “

#// GDUAKSVDKADAS #percurrere

aseriousshove‌:

“Why don’t you just pop your eye out and put in a pink one, instead? That could be fun.”

“ I --- don’t know about that one. I’m trying to look a little professional here, with the business and all that. “

#aserioushove #// he says - whilst trimming a handlebar mustache

“ Starting to feel a little fuzz growing on my lip. Maybe it’s time for change in looks. “

#ic.#// I FUCKING HATE THIS

i just came back to say

RHYS HAS A MUSTACHE

#ooc #excuse me

rp-meme-slut

Send my muse random anons!!

They can be about anything you want! Just send them in!!

#memes #-throws out there while i figure out how to muse again-

k-five5

#[] ᴅᴀᴛᴀ ᴛʀᴀɴsғᴇʀ: ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ 『musings』

[RE: Rhys being allergic to cats. I just imagining him with a sphinx. Just some Solas looking goblin cat that wears knitted sweaters that match his socks lol]

funny thing is he has at least one

#// i think i gave him like 3 cats #// all hypoallergenic #// and boy howdy you know he's gonna dress them up in silly colored clothing #karalorade #; ECHOnet ;

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