izzy charm points:
lil beauty spot face tattoo
his sleeves are slightly too long for him so he’s tied them up and given himself little puffy ones
because he’s tiny
gay little knee boots
skillful fencer (gayest type of sword fighter)
folds his hands in his lap when he sits
goes off on really melodramatic, transparently rehearsed rants, like sometimes even dropping them in even though they make no sense for the point in the conversation just bc he thought of something cool and he wants to say it so bad (“That’s fair… remember, though-”)
throws out big words and cool guy lines like hes really proud of them but when very distressed just defaults to stammering incoherently and dropping f-bombs every other word
swears like a middle schooler who’s just realized they can get away with it when their mom’s not in the room
straight up storms out of interactions hes losing like a doofus
tummy troubles
unbelievably bad liar
looks like he’s about to cry pretty much all the time
staring at men’s lips (well documented)
takes himself so seriously it’s actually embarrassing
gay
