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[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[mxbitters]

I’M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS but also this is kind of so sweet

[ston-rampler]

Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

[2ndhalfoflife-deactivated201712]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i keep visualizing the dandelion as chillin with his dick out

[corpusesoterica]

I love this post but I hate that I have to genuinely consider whether or not I have to tag this as nsfw because dandelion dick is a grey area

[obviousplant]

Fashion Rats

[jaspell]

thank god because I just lost mine

[gotmynina-deactivated20220711]

[toastbutteregg]

how about blackberry users?

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Fuck the double standards.

[iused-tolove-her]

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE VIAGRA DO

[dankmemeuniversity]

[faggotri]

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

[faggotri]

thank you SO much for this tag

[tindershwinder]

No cops//No liberals

[forever-memes]

Smart move

[nourrice]

they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine

[borderlinesuggestions]

this post makes me scream

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[bisexualgambit]

You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

[mansons-horror-queen]

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

[the-gayest-dovah]

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[ethraelthethird]

Did he just call himself a “totally peaceful racist”?