A Fucking Dream

[isabellelite]

tumblr, don't delete this blog please

[taemochi]

[this-is-me-this-is-you-blog]

[isabellelite]

Alright seriously, it's the freaking weekend, why are all of you guys so boring? 

[isabellelite]

I really hate how I get into these sad moods all the time. 

[whisperinglips]

[greenwichrp]

It’s a sport for your brain. For guys and girls who actually like gym. Are you serious? That’s genius. Brilliant idea, that is. I’m pretty sure it just makes people want to die. Alright... I'll try it.

No, like a charity or an organization! Well yes but only freaks get aroused by apes, and my father is not a freak. Yes, Izzy. There’s already a book about that.

[isabellelite]

That sounds extremely painful, and it sounds like you have to do a lot of thinking, why would anyone wanna think? I know, I'm a genius, I wish people would recognize that more often. Next time you see him? 

Oh, well why do they call it foundation if it isn't makeup, that doesn't make much sense, that can confuse a lot of people you know! But guys get aroused by anything that's sexual, it doesn't mean their freaks. Wait, what, there's a book about mine and Peter's sex life? 

[prancingpixie]

[peterevanss]

I’m trying to seduce you into eating pizza and watching movies with me. Killing isn’t exactly my style.

[isabellelite]

I'll watch movies with you, as long as it isn't something stupid, but I don't think I'll do the whole eating pizza thing. Really, I could picture you being one. 

[peterevanss]

Eat the pizza, Izzy… *whispers* Eat it…

[isabellelite]

...On one hand it sounds like you're trying to seduce me, and on the other you sound like some guy in a scary movie that's about to kill the poor innocent girl. 

[peterevanss]

Do you want some? I’ve got two boxes!

[isabellelite]

I don't know... I'm kind of craving it to be honest, but I probably shouldn't eat any. 

[ronsweasleys]

[peterevanss]

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

[isabellelite]

You have got to be kidding me. 

[greenwichrp]

I argued with the principal and got him to make Mathletes a sport. I know! It's so irritating. Why do they even have gym classes at the beginning of the day? You just get disgusting and gross for the rest of the day. You should give me tips. What do you say?

It's a foundation. Ew, no! This is my daddy we're talking about. Never mind... The thing is, before his research not much was known about how this particular breed of apes mated until he came along. We already know pretty much everything about human sex.

[isabellelite]

...Mathletes isn't a sport though, all you do is math. Gym class should just be for guys because they fucking love it. My friends and I refused to dress out and would throw tampons at the coach. Probably because they think it will help us get through the rest of the day. Well if you're flirting with him in person make sure to give him a cute little smile, not a big dorky one that twelve year old girls have on their faces when they like a guy. And be touchy with him, like touch his arm, laugh at all his jokes even if they aren't funny, and always pretend that you're interested in what he's saying even if what he's saying makes no sense. Compliment him, guys like that, it boosts their ego.

Like makeup foundation that you put on your face? I don't know your daddy, and your daddy is a guy and guys get boners! Wait a second, there's different types of apes? Nu uh, some people don't know certain positions. 

[greenwichrp]

I don’t have to take gym because gym is stupid. All the guys get super into it and act like it’s the end of the world if you don’t catch a football. I don’t know how! I know you say it comes naturally but I’m naturally awkward.

Kind of, yeah… We donate a lot to the Jane Goodall foundation and we go on really nice vacations, but a lot of it’s my trust fund. That’s not what it means, Izzy. Pretty much, yes. It’s not the same… 

[isabellelite]

I thought you needed to take gym to graduate. Ugh I know, what's with guys and sports, they think gym class is fucking ESPN or something. In middle school I used to piss them off intentionally by letting the ball pass by me or just not doing shit because I refused to get all sweaty and nasty for the rest of the day. Just try it, at least once. Or practice on me right now! It is natural. 

What's the Jane Goodall foundation? It kind of sounds like a mental institution. But you said patterns! Does he ever get a boner from watching them fuck. Of course it's not the same, I'm sure human sex is a lot better than animal sex. Especially with the way he destroyed my pussy.  

[loves-and-confessions]

[fuckofftyler]

My supply seems to be running low. I think you smoked with more than just weed in it. Weed’s not supposed to cause you to trip that hard. It might’ve been laced with acid.

[isabellelite]

I can get you some more if you want! My friend Slightly has a bunch that he just gives me. I don't know man, but whatever was in it was good as hell. I was also deathly afraid of the toilet. Good times.