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#The truth is out there #post o' mine #Pinned post #Lori Beth Denberg

sharkapology

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

Our fucked up dolphins

Our fucked up porcupines

Our fucked up snakes

This

celestial-seasonings427

What the fuck is that

sharkapology

can u be nice

birds-in-posts

Jabiru (Jabiru mycteria)

coffeepotsexts

I looked up the porcupine and must say, I am a BIG fan

woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#it was a straw hat #<prev same!#Mine had a green ribbon and a daisy in it

innerchildabortionclinic

interesting kink assortment on the dash

troutreznor

https://blinkies.cafe

infestuous

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

assloverit

#sm ut

thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

The problem with being in a Problematic Weight Gap (sarcasm) relationship is that all of my shirts look cute and slouchy on my husband and if I try on his, I destroy them.

#Which is great for gainer porn but neither of us are into that.#post o' mine #clearing out the drafts

I brought instant ramen to work for lunch but you really need to be in private to go full beast mode on a bowl of instant ramen

#Especially with a thick beard #post o' mine #clearing out the drafts #Ramen

Spent the afternoon meditating on gendered performance and signifiers among queer men after watching a video of a dude tear open his wrestling singlet to give the camera a close up of his winking butthole while sitting directly beneath a shelf full of Sailor Moon collectibles.

The layers...

#post o' mine #clearing out the drafts #Sorry I still had the link when I saved this draft but I'll probably never find it again.

They would not want to invite me to The Criterion Closet because all I'd do the moment I got to their office is scream at them for passing on The Fall.

#The fall #Tarsem #tarsem singh #Then I'd take multiple copies of everything to sell on ebay #post o' mine #clearing out the drafts #criterion collection #criterion closet

I'm grown up enough to admit that I can't remember exactly why I hate Jamie Oliver anymore.

#Is it that 1 in 5 cookbooks at the thrift store is by him?#post o' mine

taliabhattwrites

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

#Queer history and they don't even know the origin of the pink triangle.#Which is still primarily about white men