Homoqueer Jewhobbit

Sam is a human. He enjoys normal human things.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Looking for information about me?

[oilpalette]

Waffle Lover, 2026 by Dasha Sova (Ukrainian); Acrylic on canvas, 20 × 24 in

[segamascott]

queen

[figofswords]

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

[figofswords]

weary: tired, worn-out, beaten down, exhausted, in need of rest. they were weary after their long journey. wearily, she sat down on the couch and kicked off her shoes. he had grown weary of this conversation.

wary: guarded, cautious, on-edge, careful. they were wary of the approaching stranger. warily, she poked at the dark shape in the corner of her room. he paused, wary, but nodded anyway.

[luxwing]

[figofswords]

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

[secondbeatsongs]

:(

[secondbeatsongs]

once again I am on the hunt for glasses for weird little freaks, but this time I've found some cool ones pretty easily! so in case anyone else is looking, I stumbled across some real weird and gay frames at all of these sites:

eyeshells aoolia zeelool lakoh vooglam lens alter

like, eyeshells in particular has a startlingly vast collection of asymmetric glasses:

(this isn't even all of them)

and also this steampunk nonsense that I love so fucking much and cannot justify spending any money on:

while aoolia has...tbh a lot of the frames the other sites have, but more expensive, but also, a collection of the gayest people you've ever seen:

though tbh not nearly as gay as whatever lens alter has going on:

and vooglam has uhhh...whatever this is!

huh.

(I can't vouch for any of these companies ofc, though I think I'll get something from at least one of them. ideally not the slime glasses, but hey!)

but honestly the absolute best thing I found in all of this is this site that makes vintage fashion, and which happened to have:

these replica victorian railway glasses like the bisexual guy in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter had, AND WHICH

you can even buy with prescription lenses, jesus fucking christ you have no idea how hard it is to not immediately drop $180 on this shit, I'm having to physically restrain myself, I want them so fucking bad

and hey, if you don't need prescription lenses, y'know what else you can buy from this site?

the glasses from national treasure 😭😭

anyway, I'm having a gr8 time! and now I know I can definitely find glasses that are weird enough for my very high standards

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I can personally vouch for zeelool and vooglam. I have glasses from both that I wear daily and have help up well. But watch out, mentioning their names means they will completely take over every personalized ad you see on every platform for the rest of your life.

[wordfather]

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this

[bidet-of-evil]

ooh i know this one!!

☝️ start a new wip

[theotherendcomics]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

[thememedaddy]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

When it bounced into the corner and covered all the green.

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Snow Gums photographed in Tasmania by Geoff Murray

[eraserheadadult]

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Imagine if, in 1999, right before the release of Phantom Menace, George Lucas announced that he was going to funnel all of the profits from the film into restoring racial segregation and then was somewhat successful in that goal. That's the closest analogy I can think of rn.

[creature-wizard]

A personal per-peeve of mine about pseudohistory is how people forgot that humans have been travelling and trading Forever. Legit out-of-place artifacts, ancient aliens, similarities between distinct cultures, and rapid diffusion of technology can (partly) be explained by the fact that sometimes a guy will fuck off in a boat. Humans have also had continent-spanning trade networks for millenia and not every link in the chain knew about all the others. Combine that with a lack of writing for many cultures and what is now a mystery was probably at the time very mundane.

Yeah, there's an unexamined assumption that people had no way of passing things along over long distances without modern technology. Hell, even people who aren't into pseudohistory fall prey to this. But back in the 15th century, glass beads from Venice were traded all the way to Alaska. Humanity's always been capable of spreading things around.

[huariqueje]

Loon Gathering - Mia Bergeron , 2026.

American , b. 1979   -    

Coloured acrylic on flat panel , 6 x 6 in.

[paolo-streito-1264]

Karunchai Treetrong. Hong Kong.

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[bunniefee]

my favorite aka tako kinbaku charms