Homoqueer Jewhobbit

Sam is a human. He enjoys normal human things.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Looking for information about me?

[knivesandteeth]

Showing star trek to my roommate Cal for the first time. Her first comment so far is that its fascinating the way Worf and Quark's foreheads would fit together perfectly

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

She's really onto something with this.

[forsakenwitchery]

Spock t R i P p I n G Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 4x03

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I really appreciate how absolutely no effort or money went into making the plants.

[good-ass-posts]

[kawaiiasfuckk]

One more shot from yesterday

[sunburnt-brian]

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Just thinking about that (possibly an urban legend) fic writer who did Crtl+F and Replace All "ass" to "arse" on their British-set fic and wound up with words like "arseessment" and "comparseion" all over it.

[xiaq]

I’m fifty papers in to this round of grading. Please enjoy a selection of out-of-context comments I’ve left on students’ papers so far:

Further updates as warranted.

[xiaq]

Important update as we hit paper 70. 

Memo to all college writers. If you’re going to write a paper on country music for a born-and-raised Texan professor, make sure you’ve got your facts straight. 

[xiaq]

And with this, I conclude my first round of freshman grading. Hallelujah. In general, I’m quite proud of the work they turned in. Importantly: not a single person failed.

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

Have you seen 30 Coins (2020-2023)?

Yes

Partially

No, but I've heard of it

Never heard of it

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

Original title: 30 Monedas.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

This show is balls to the walls insane. Highly recommended.

[illegal-nipple]

[kalianos]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

OK but also

Report: Elon's cybertrucks are deadlier than infamous Ford Pintos

It's just the latest reason to be skeptical of the car's safety record.

Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck

Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they disintegrated drivers’ bones. Victims’ families blame what they say is faul

List of Tesla Autopilot crashes - Wikipedia

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[tgirl-thucydides]

one struggle

[stupidpetface]

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of Fried Rice

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[vodkassassin]

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

[jelloapocalypse]

I'm tired of seeing Twitter Sexymen mistaken for Tumblr ones.

[notaaronsroommate]

Ryan Gosling is a tragic character.

He is in the body of a traditional hunk, but the man himself deeply longs to play skittering freaks. He is an incredibly weird guy, he has weird fucked up goth interests, he wants to be a character actor who plays twisted up grody little grease stains but is forced by society to play smouldering hunks. Much like Chris Pine who similarly wants to do that.

In his spirit he has the capacity to be a tumblr sexyman, or even a skinny white guy whose actually genuinely too evil perverse and offputting for this website to turn into a sexyman. But his body will not let him.

tragic.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

This is why his true career goal should be anime dub actor.