Homoqueer Jewhobbit

Sam is a human. He enjoys normal human things.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Looking for information about me?

[men-in-motion]

[teaboot]

yall aren’t gonna believe this

[teaboot]

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

[teaboot]

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

[teaboot]

IT IS A THING NOW

[teaboot]

Important update: it has been several weeks and little mans still needs to inspect and rub his face on the shower head every single night before bed so after washing up and putting on my jimjams I then have to get up on a stool like

[despazito]

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[dogpuppy]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

It's crazy how Troye Sivan can choose whether he wants to look 17 or 30 whenever he wants.

[dubiousdisco]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Sometimes the fic is tagged "dead dove: do not eat" and you open it up and all that's there is a lousy marshmallow peep.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Is it really dubcon if they do regular safeword checkins? That feels an awful lot like regular con.

[britain-offical]

fun fact!! when you decide to drink water, as opposed to being constantly immensely dehydrated, you will need to pee. Suddenly, desperately, need to pee, in the middle of the city centre. at this point it is CRUCIAL that you do not simply ignore it and carry on with your errands, otherwise you will end up frantically running into a restaurant and begging one of the poor waiters to let you use the loo. Not speaking from experience or anything, just thought I'd put it out there.

[officially-bbc-news]

Best tags everyone else go home

[biscuitcollective]

yea i think it might be water

theyre putting water in our water 😨

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

If you have a desk job, though, this is a great way to trick yourself into standing up and stretching every hour.

[rawdawgcomics]

Generational divide

[princefuckyouknickers]

[lilyblisslys]

why do male doms on here all talk like sephiroth

[lilyblisslys]

“Using you to feed my unquenchable hunger” shut the fuck up alucard, you’re making eating pussy sound cringe

[diserbillyti]

So because I used to work with a lot of young men, I've seen/read a lot of manosphere shit (genuinely I had to know what a sneako is for work) and read/watched a lot of opinion pieces on the manosphere.

Something I notice is, when men discuss the manosphere, they either centre the reason boys fall down that pipeline on some inner weakness or defectiveness of the boy, ie. "they're just autistic weirdos who want rules for women because they can't get their dick wet," or they centre the reason on women, "feminism had made women too woke, mean and impossible to socialise with."

What I noticed while working is that every single little Tate goblin I had to work with had conservative parents, and I have never once seen that aspect of all this discussed. Boys will reflect the social norms they are raised in within their household. The biggest preventative for manosphere bullshit I saw in the boys I worked with was a dad who isn't a fuckwit and a household that isn't LARPing the 1960s.

Blaming disabled people and women for shit men do instead of the men in the immediate vicinity with an active role in the situation seems to be a trend.

[frostedmagnolias]

Anklet

c. 1898-1899

by René Lalique

Musée des Arts Décoratifs

[marzipanandminutiae]

Belonged to Liane de Pougy, a courtesan. possibly a gift from her lover, actress and writer Natalie Clifford Barney

(Reminder that anklets would not fit over the generally high-top boots back then, or even stockings with low evening pumps, and would seldom be visible under long skirts anyway. So this gift has an erotic component inherently- it only works, given late Belle Epoque clothing, if worn when nude or scantily clad)

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[blooooooooooooooooooooooooop]

Oh yeah here's another place from my work place

It's stairs that no one uses

[elodieunderglass]

The feeling you have evoked is their use

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

It feels like a space designed for a very specific type of performance art.