isaiah

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[isaiahkellson]

a friend asked if my mother knew about my smoking. i said yes and he reminded me how i used to used to hate her. i said i dont anymore. he asked “youve changed?”

i said “ive grown.”

[isaiahkellson]

im turning 20 next year and im scared. ive not known a life where i hadnt been young. i was young in all the lives i lived before. i flew across the sky with a heart so boastful of its youth that it didnt see what the new ages would bring. my heart doesnt know how to function in a body so old and unfit for mimicking childlike joy.

god, ive never lived a life where i hadnt been young.

—isaiah d. kellson

[isaiahkellson]

will: we all have our demons

will, pointing at nico: this one’s mine

[isaiahkellson]

leo: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million?

piper: i’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free

leo: [tearing up] i’m your best friend?

[isaiahkellson]

percy: sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container

leo: the cow?

percy: what

[isaiahkellson]

hazel: so are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

nico: i’m a knife

will, from across the room: he’s the big spoon

[isaiahkellson]

jason: [accidentally brushes percy’s hand with his own]

percy: [agressively holds jason’s hand] fucking commit to it.

[isaiahkellson]

[at a bar]

percy: i gotta go

annabeth: aren’t you forgetting something?

percy: uhm

percy: [kisses annabeth on the forehead and leaves]

annabeth: COME BACK AND PAY THE BILLS!

[isaiahkellson]

nico, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem officer?

officer: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!

[isaiahkellson]

everyday, man. everyday.

[isaiahkellson]

the trojan war heroes as a regular family

achilles: the one who takes gym way too seriously

patroclus: the soft sensible awkward guy who has a degree in medicine

odysseus: the sarcastic father figure who wants to teach you chess rules

diomedes: the one who always has a good reason for lecturing you

agamemnon: the one who always orders you to do the chores

menelaus: the quiet uncle who enjoys sitcom

pyrrhus: the cousin who bullies you

ajax: the “big but dumb” one

hector: the one who is always cleaning up his brother’s room

paris: the creepy uncle who flirts with your mother

[isaiahkellson]

achilles: i hope my mother protects patroclus after my death for i know i will die and he will be left alone on earth

the fates: lmao so who’s gonna tell him?

[greeksorceress]

*after reading the iliad and the song of achilles* what do you mean i wasn’t supposed to ship diomedes and odysseus? 

[isaiahkellson]

glad to know im not the only one shipping them

[isaiahkellson]

leo: breathe if you think i’m cute

calypso:

leo:

calypso:

leo: callie, you're turning blue—

[isaiahkellson]

odysseus: wanna know how i met my wife penelope?

diomedes: [internal screaming] not again

agamemnon: dude no one fucking cares

ajax: i’m hungry

patroclus: oh look, a bird!

achilles: where bird? i only see blood

odysseus: so it happened when i was in sparta–

[isaiahkellson]

thetis: achilles no!

achilles: achilles yes!

chiron: achilles no!

achilles: achilles maybe?

patroclus: achilles no!

achilles: achilles no.

[isaiahkellson]

and then there's:

thetis: pyrrhus no!

pyrrhus: pyrrhus yes!

deidamia: pyrrhus no!

pyrrhus: pyrrhus yes!

patroclus's ghost: pyrrhus–

pyrrhus: pyrrhus YES!

[isaiahkellson]

thetis: achilles no!

achilles: achilles yes!

chiron: achilles no!

achilles: achilles maybe?

patroclus: achilles no!

achilles: achilles no.