Is Bayonetta in Smash Yet?

Yes. So you should main Corrin, obviously.

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Is Deltrese in Smash yet?

Yes, she is. Here is her announcement image. :)

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Is The Patriarchy in Smash yet?

Believe it or not, the patriarchy *is* in Smash!

The majority of playable characters are male, the default gender for Robin is male, the default gender for Corrin is male, the default gender for Mario is male, and the default gender for Jigglypuff is male!

Master Hand and Crazy Hand are also male, as is Master Core.

Also, this is a game where you can beat up princesses and female yoga trainers. Again and again. Using fists, swords, and guns.

Also, notice anything about the name “Zero Suit Samus”? Her suggestive name is only the smallest part of her objectification.

Thanks for the question, reader! ^_^

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Will the latest Smash update take 8 hours to download?

Not if you live in America! ^_^

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THE THING IS HAPPENING

I guess

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Is Corrin in Smash yet?

What do you think?

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Is dinner ready?

Yes. Spaghetti with meat sauce. Run to it.

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Is there a Matrix stage in Smash yet?

Rumor has it that there is, indeed, a Matrix stage in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS.

Play a Special Smash at 0.5x speed against a level 50 Snake amiibo fighter. Dodge 500 projectile attacks without taking any damage, and you will unlock The Matrix as well as the game’s story mode.

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Is Toriel in Smash yet?

No. Goat mom is dead, you monster. Accept that and move on with your life.

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Are FOV sliders in Smash yet?

This question comes to me from the one and only Cynical Brit, whose number-one concern about the future of the Smash Bros. series lies in its lack of field-of-view sliders, despite not consisting of first-person games.

No, there are no FOV sliders in Smash yet (at least, none have been found--keep looking, dataminers!), but that’s not to say there never will be.

I predict that FOV sliders will be added as a reward for the first person who unlocks Master Chief.

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Has my liver been eaten?

Not yet, but if it would hasten the arrival of Bayonetta in Sm4sh, I would allow it.

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Is Dark Pit in Bayonetta yet?

He would never cheat on his one true love, Palutena!

At least, that’s what he paid me 10,000 smash coins to say... ;)

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Is Smash in Bayonetta yet?

Yes...sort of. Smash’s presence as an alternate protagonist in Bayonetta 3 is confirmed. In the words of Sakurai: “I think Smash is a pretty cool guy. Eh mains Fox and doesnt afraid of anything.

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Is Dark Pit x Palutena canon?

Yes, it most certainly is! You’ll unlock this scene in Super Smash Bros. after beating All-Star mode on Intense as Palutena in under 2 minutes, without pressing any buttons. :)

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Is Carlop in Smash yet?

With the greatest regret, I must inform you that no, Carlop, everyone’s favorite Mexican, is not yet a playable character in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS. :(

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