Gaius Julius Caesar Requiescat In Pace JK 🔪🔪🔪

I dream that one day when this question is googled this blog will come up as a result. Inspired by @iscarlgrimesbackfromthedeadyet I decided to make this blog because I find it ridiculous just how many days it’s been since Caesar died.

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,834: nope.

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,778: nope.

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yes

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,774: yup! We gotta get him back in the ground before he tries conquering shit again!

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,773: soon.

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,772: no, but this is the first March 13th on a Friday since the Covid lockdown started… fun fact.

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The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

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🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,767: uhhh, no.

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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[ID: A screenshot from the Percy Jackson series of Ares sitting on a motorcycle, with Percy, Grover, and Annabeth hiding behind a concrete wall and peeking up to meet his gaze. Ares is labeled "A long-dead Roman dictator" and the trio is labeled "Tumblr users, getting ready to celebrate his assassination once again." End ID.]

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,749: no, of course not.

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,736: no.

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,426: yeh

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,414: not a chance.

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,413: nope, and I forgot yesterday. I was too focused on the fact it was St. Patrick’s Day.

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Is Julius Caesar back from the dead yet?

Day 755,411: nope! We successfully stopped his return, another year in a row. Good work everyone!

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