Childhood/Best!Friends Starter Meme
“Come on. You can’t hide from me. You know I know you inside out. What’s wrong, [nickame]?”
“How did you know where to find me…? Never mind. Just pass me those candies. I’m gonna need them.”
“WHY do you always get so mad when I mention him/her?! You’re supposed to be my best friend! Why can’t you be happy for me?”
“Of course I knew, you idiot. I’ve known it for a long time now. You’re my best friend, remember? I just didn’t know what to say. I had this hope me and ice cream would fix it one day.”
“Promise me we’ll never stop being friends. Promise me no matter what happens this won’t end. I can’t imagine living my life without you.”
“I know things have changed… But you were always there for me before. I was hoping… I was hoping somehow you’d still be.”
“I can’t believe it’s really you. I thought I’d never see you again. I’m never letting you out of my sight this time.”
“Why can’t everyone else understand me like you do?”
“You’re the only one I trust. You’re the only one I can trust.”
“I don’t care what anyone thinks as long as you’re not telling me I’m wrong, they can suck it.”
“Why does everyone has to suck this bad? You’re the only one that doesn’t make me wanna puke right now.”
“Who does this fucker think they are?! I’m going to fucking break their Goddamn teeth! I'm the only one who can call you out on your shit. They can go fuck themselves.”
“You’re gonna pay for this [name]! I know all your secrets you brat, I’m gonna get back to you.”
“Please don’t leave me, or God help me I’m gonna punch someone tonight.”
"What I think? I think you’re a Goddamn disaster. I also think you’re the best friend anyone could have. And that I love your disastrous ass.“
“No. Please don’t say you’re just going to change your shirt! I know what that’s code for, and it ends with me sitting on your bedroom floor for a whole hour before we can go out.”
“Who cares what they say? I’m the only one who actually knows you here. And I love you, so much. You’re amazing and they can step on a box of legos for all I care.”
“Please stay? You’re the only one who understands.”
“We’ll get through this. Okay? We always have. And I’m not going anywhere.”
“You’re stuck with me for life. You know that, right?”
“So they dumped you. Boyfriends/girlfriends will come and go, but I was there to hear about your first kiss and I will never leave you.”
“You know I’m pretty sure my mom hopes we’ll end up marrying one day. Actually, she’s not the only one.”
“Come on. I know exactly what you need, a day with me. You’ll be feeling better before you know it, and I’m not leaving until you get up and come with me.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m the fucking best friend in the world. But seriously, why do you always get sick on Friday’s nights? I swear I should make a chart categorizing it through the years or something. You owe me lots of tequila shots. Get it?”
“What I’m gonna do? I'm gonna get you drunk. Very, very drunk. So drunk you’ll start to ramble about how when we grow up, get dumped and divorced, we can be each other’s old booty call.”
“I can't believe you’re dragging me into this. You KNOW I hate it. You know it better than anyone else. I’m not forgiving you if this goes to shit, are you listening?”
“No, I’m not making you friendship cookies, and puppy eyes won’t help your case tonight, so don’t even!”
“What do they mean I’m not in your family tree?? Bullshit I say. I’m more your family than all these weird people.”
“I swear, as long as you wear that bracelet I will too. Even if it keeps me from getting laid. I’ll still use it. And that’s just how much I love you.”
“Sometimes I wished you read my heart as well as you think you do.”
“We’re family. We always will be. No matter what. If they kick you out, I’m taking care of you until you turn into an old lady/man. And they’re not getting you back if they change their minds.”
“I love you. I always have. There is nothing in this world more important to me than you. So don’t you dare think there is.”
“If you even try to articulate the words ‘I’m fine’ I’m going to punch you. You’re warned.”
“Sometimes I wished I could marry you. You’re the only one I can stand even when I can’t stand myself.”