troublemaker

Niamh Rhiannon Mclaggen Cooper. 29 yo. Half-Blood. Former Gryffindor.  Works at The International Magical Trading Standards Body

[isneeve]

guerreroale​:

And that’s a good thing, nothing wrong with that. They like me? That’s new. Just them planning our future? You’re not part of it?

It’s better this way, I need to be focused. Work and all. I know you’re joking but this is very serious. I wouldn’t dare to do such with you. If I could… I’d try to do…. so I could forget things. Nothing about us, of course.

Of course they do, why wouldn’t they? Hey, chill. Don’t need to freak out. They are a bit too much but they meant well. You know me, babe. I like to enjoy what we have, it’s good, it’s working, right?

I wouldn’t want you to change, your history is part of who you are, bur I understand that some things would be great if simply disappear. I can try to cloud your mind with other things if you are interested uh?!

[isneeve]

guerreroale​:

But I’m always calling like that, corazón. Well… you know my family isn’t like yours.

I don’t speak with him for a while now. Honestly, we like to keep ourselves not that close. We both like our spaces, time and all that. Things are too complicated. Isn’t that like your brothers.

Well, very little families are like mine, they’re loud and sometimes too much, but they’re great too. And they like you. Oh Merlin, Vee and Imogen are already planning our future.

Sorry, babe. He seems like a lot, there’s so much baggage in his eyes. But I guess your family history is a bit complicated, right. His loss, because I know you’re amazing! I wish you could obliviate me so I could meet you again. JK, really don’t get ideas, don’t you dare mess with my brain!

[isneeve]

guerreroale​:

I’m not jealous. I don’t like this type of person who walks around like owns the place and can do whatever he wants.

Vale. Eu vou deixar esse assunto passar dessa vez. Só para não estragar o momento. The same old, I’d say. Nothing new, corazón. Yours?

I’m not complaining, I like my man a bit jealous, makes me feel appreciated. And babe, you look hot when you’re jealous.

Why you do that? You know I can resist when you talk Spanish to me. I’m good, nothing new at work, Vee is doing great. And family also good. Have you been talking to Bart?

[isneeve]

guerreroale​:

@isneeve​

Estou com a impressão de que aquele homem estava tentando dar em cima de você. Isso ou estou imaginando coisas. 

De qualquer forma, não vejo problema em acertar ele caso ele queira continuar com isso. 

Own, are you jealous babe? 

Apesar de achar que você brigando por mim é a coisa mais sexy do mundo, não quero estragar a nossa noite. Que tal deixar essa briga pra depois? Noe tell me how was your day?

[isneeve]

bnjyfnwckd​:

Wait a minute… Baggage? Caution? Complicated? Relationship? Merlin, those are words I thought I wouldn’t hear coming from you so soon. To be honest, though, I think you already know the answer to your question. 

A type? What exactly do you mean by that? I appreciate it, Miss Cooper. I’m glad to have you on my corner, as long as I’m on yours.

Smitten? Well… I might be. She’s just great, I can’t actually believe she’s real and that she’s with me.

I know, right? Merlin, I need another drink. Iam young, fun, hot and a catch.Why do I want to complicate things, Fenwick? Tell me!

Maybe type was not the right word but they have a focus group? I don’t want to bring the mood down with the theme but I might not be on the Law Enforcement team, but people are talking about the targets, here, in France, even Germany.

I can guarantee she is real, she’s just right there. And again, who in the right mind wouldn’t want to be with youMr. hot obliviator guy? You’re a catch too, Benjy. When I’ll get my invitation?

[isneeve]

bnjyfnwckd​:

I hope he does. Otherwise, you’re probably better off without him than with someone that can’t actually appreciate you.

I believe it’s what happens when bigots feel entitled of what they can’t control. And I guess you did miss your shot, Niamh. Her name’s Aviva, she’s right there. She’s a healer at St. Mungus, pediatrics wing. 

Well, in theory, yes. But he is not a regular hook up, pardon my french. He has some baggage and I can’t blame him for being cautious. As I said, It’s complicated and sometimes I wonder if is really worth it. I mean, Am I a relationship type of gal? I have no idea!

Are you okay, tho? I know they have a type, if anything happens you know you can count on me, right? I can be a crazy old friend, but  I still care about you.

Oh shoot, she’s a lucky girl. Very pretty too. Mr. Fenwick, you’re totally smitten, aren’t you?

[isneeve]

bnjyfnwckd​:

You do know how to leave your mark, that’s for certain. Oh, you also know this is not false modesty, then. You are far too kind.

What about you? No rendez-vous for Niamh Cooper? That doens’t sound very much like you, if you don’t mind me saying it. 

My life? It’s going alright. Work is hectic because of… welll, you know, all the bad stuff going on in the world right now. Personally… I’ve met someone. She’s my plus one today, actually. And she’s… well, something.

It isn’t? But it should, look at you, a total catch. By the way, are you already taken? Did I miss my chance?

Well, it’s complicated. Let’s just said that I kind of scared someone. I’m giving him some time to realise that he’s crazy about me.

Yeah, what the fuck is going on in this world? Ohh, did I hear right? You’re with someone. Damn,I did miss my chance. Who is the lucky lady, if I may ask. Id I didn’t know you better, I would say that you’re in love, Mr. Fenwick.

[isneeve]

bnjyfnwckd​:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the greatest troublemaker to graduate from Hogwarts. You’re gonna make me blush this way, Niamh. 

You look brilliant, as usual. And it’ll be a pleasure to have a drink with you. Now, who had the nerve to bail on you?

It was not easy but I guess they rather me out there.What can I say? A girl has to leave her mark in the world. Come on, Benjy. I know you can get a girl out of her mind and it’s not because you had to erase them.

Thank you, I appreciate it. Great, let’s break this bar. Kidding. Oh, it was just my girlfriend, she has many, hmmm, rendevouz this evening. You know how people get emotional in weddings. But tell me, how is life?

[isneeve]

@bnjyfnwckd​

Hey handsome, long time no see. Where were you hiding all of those years? Damn, you do look good.

Let’s grab a drink and have a chat for the old days, uh? Please, my plus one left me alone here and I hate to drink by myself.

[isneeve]

Niamh Rhiannon Mclaggen Cooper at Grisha McLaggen and Gemma Buchanan’s wedding

[isneeve]

ewancooperr​:

Touché. Os negócios estão um pouco lentos, mas nada muito drástico para falar a verdade. Os ataques afastaram umas pessoas, mas nada que não seja contornável. Me cuido muito bem, obrigado.

Oh, c'mon. Thought you stopped doing this kind of thing. You and Vee, what a pair.

Really? Cause I know you very well, always trying to make me see someone that fits. I don’t think I have enough money to make that woman loose up. Are you interested or is this about Vee? Cause it might be her type. Blonde. A little annoying but it could work with her.

Good to know, but keep an eye around strange people, which is everyone who enters this shop. 

Well, someone in this family has to have some fun, right? We’re young, we’re free, we’re hot as fuck. What is wrong with that?

I want my big bro happy and I wan niblings! You know Imogen is too focused on her work right now so I only have you to give me some niblings.

Uhh, now things are getting interesting and juice. That woman, is she a bitch? Bitter? Mean? Tell me more. I’m into men this month, let’s see the next one. But yeah Vee wants some new meat...She does like blondes, true. I’m taking notes.  Maybe you can bring your colleague as your plus one to Grisha’s wedding.

[isneeve]

ewancooperr​:

Clientela diferenciada, claro. Não posso dizer que existe um padrão entre as pessoas que gostam de procurar as viagens oferecidas. Mas, se eu fosse você ou a Vee, ficaria um pouco fora delas. With all this shit going on, I’m not sure if Dracula’s castle is even safe. 

Me parece incompetência do hotel então…  eu só espero que ele também não tenha tentado nada. Eu sei bem o tipo de homem que tem no Ministério. Kind of? Niamh… I’ll try to believe in you. You’re a adult after all.

There’s no competition between us, she sells books and stuff like that. And… you know my job. Well, I don’t know. Don’t think she would hang out with us. No need to try to be the matchmaker here, she doesn’t like me like that.

Is anywhere safe nowadays? It’s hard to tell, right? Alias, como as coisas estão por aqui? Depois dos ataques? Você se cuide, Ewan. Isso não é um pedido.

I am a big girl and I know what I am doing, so don’t worry. Your lil’ sister is very careful and super wise. Nobody takes advantage of me is usually the contrary. 

I’m not trying to be a match maker, geez Ewan. I just thought it was a good idea to loose up a little and have some fun. Maybe you can become closer after that, alcohol is a great way to bring people together. But tell me, is she cute? Asking for a friend.

[isneeve]

thevixenjones​:

You know I am. But it’s so exhausting to be watching for myself all the time. Other day I knock down a weirdo who was acting strange, just in case. Turns out he was just drunk and high on something, but it’s better be safe than sorry.

Hon, you nailed it. I couldn’t have done better. The charm, the scam, the game? You just gave everything. Oh god, I love being your best friend. But how good? Good like “just hot”, or good like “know how to do the magic”? Was he lazy? ‘Cause a lot of these lonely guys just want someone to be on top of him doing all the work. And a woman need to be pleased too, right?

I know, I know. I like her, it’s always fun when we have sex, but she told me she worries about me the other day. It was nice, but I realized it’s been a while since I met someone new. I’m getting behind, Niahm, I don’t like that. So, do you have some friend to introduce me?

Well, it sucks for him but you have to do what is best for you, there is no way you’re going to sit and wait something bad to happen.

I play well my part, I have to admit. But you would have nailed ages before me, but I guess I was feeling the mood. Oh no, he was definitely not the selfish type. He knew his ways in the bed and I have to stay that I can surprisedly pleased with the performance. I out quite a show too, but you know me, I like to leave a good impression. I’m dying to see his face at work, poor guy is going to be completely shy.

But is not a bad thing, I worry about you too, it means that she cares. I know what you are doing, Vee. She is getting a bit too close and you are pushing her away. I get it, I’m not ready to settle down too, but it is not a problem to have someone nice around, you know.

Friend? Humm, I might have some, but what about a wedding? Rumor has it that soon my cousin is going to get married and there is no better place to get laid than a wedding. Want to be my plus one?

[isneeve]

thevixenjones​:

I miss you too, babe. And you’re right, I’m working my ass off. Don’t even tell me about these attacks. Every fucking night it’s a little nightmare. I’m tough, but I’m always thinking that some crazy person will attack me while I’m working. 

Shut up! Shut. Up. Girl, I know you would handle the guy. I need details, gimme the details. What kind of drinking game? Is he good? Is he big? 

I need and intervention, ‘cause I’m still sleeping with the blondie that works at Magical Enforcement Law Patrol. It’s nice, I think she likes me, but I think I need to move on. I’m getting attached. 

Are you taking care of yourself, right? Who knows about these creeps in the street. Don’t hesitate to stupefy anyone suspicious and the auror can deal with that later.

I KNOW, RIGHT? But he was really playing hard to get. He is like hot, 100% hot but he is also, a bit introvert, I guess? I had to do some tricks, like lying about having just one room left in the hotel... you know the drill. 

After the conference we went to the hotel bar and it was too much working talk, so I suggested that any time some mention work, we will have to drink. The guy is a workaholic, so it was just too easy.

Holly shit, Vee. The guy is a total snack, you cannot see because all the formal attire, but he is jacked under it. He has this whole divorcee, lonely guy, but he is good. Just the right size and girth.

WAIT, WHAT? Did i hear that right? Are you, Viola Jones saying you are getting attached? No way. But well, that blondie is quite hot. Did she have handcuffs? It might be nice to play with the law enforcement hottie. You’re lucky, Vee Jones.

[isneeve]

thevixenjones​:

@isneeve​​

Why do I feel like we don’t hang out anymore? We need a vacation. With a lot of booze. 

Are you being a good girl? And by good I mean naughty. 

You tell me, you’re always out, wither working or with some company. Bitch, I miss you, okay? Oh yes, boozecation is totally on the list. I need some time off work, it’s been crazy at the minister lately with all these attacks.

Oh honey, when I was ever a good girl? But I have some juice gossip, are you ready? Remember the hottie from my office? Let’s say someone got him into a drinking game during a work trip....ops.

What about you? Don’t let me hanging.

[isneeve]

ewancooperr​:

Eu não estou jogando na sua cara, nem nada disso. Sabe que eu sempre que posso ajudo você.

Conheceu pessoas importantes? Ah, claro que isso também seria um detalhe importante para você. Talvez, fosse melhor achar uma forma para de guardar dinheiro para questões importantes. Mas, isso não foi uma crítica… foi mais uma sugestão. Paris, huh? Vocês dividiram o quarto? Não me parece muito ético. Eu não sei se eu quero saber mais sobre isso. Honestamente.

Certo, eu acho que isso faz sentido. É bom se previnir de qualquer forma. Yes, she doesn’t believe anything I say to my costumers. Oh, no. Don’t even start it. She’s okay. I don’t think she would want to have drinks with us.

I know, big bro. Não sei o que faria sem os Coopers e a Vee na minha vida. 

Conhecer pessoas importantes é valioso, sempre bom ter um contato ou outro just in case. Imagino que você também uma clientela diferenciada, não? Ah não foi uma crítica, right.... não posso prometer, mas vou tentar.

Well, era uma conferência e todos os quartos já estavam ocupados então foi necessário. I know it sounds bad that I shared a room with my boos, but those are details, but I promise I behave, kind of.

Why not? Is there any kind of competition between you two? Like who sells more stuff? Ué, por que você acha isso? Is she too important to go out with a Cooper?

[isneeve]

ewancooperr​:

Não, eu não te chamei de interesseira. Ao menos, não nesse momento. I’m kidding. 

E eu bem que te avisei que isso ia acabar acontecendo, você sabe que se daria bem aqui na TerrorTours. Você é boa em convencer as pessoas, tanto quanto eu. Uma viagem com um dos oficiais? Onde foram? Se eu posso saber. A última vez que falei com eles foi semana passada, tudo estava bem até então. Nada com o que se preocupar. Ainda evitando a conversa sobre casamento e filhos? Eu honestamente só ignoro. Sei que nem tão cedo vou fazer que isso mude. 

I’m not worried, why would I be worried? I never lie. Just surprised with your visit, is all. I’m usually talking with the Obscurus owner. Well, she usually come here just to mock me. 

Hey, só porque vez ou outra eu estou sem grana pro aluguel e venho mendigar com meu irmão você vai esfregar isso na minha cara?

I know, I know. Mas tem seu lado bom, conheço várias pessoas importantes i influentes por lá. E uns caras gatos também, sem falar que o salário é bom. Eu que sou péssima em administrar o meu dinheiro. Talvez eu não tenha nascido para o mundo corporativo, mas no final do dia, quem é que gosta de trabalhar mesmo?

Ah fomos para Paris, chique né. Ficamos em um ótimo hotel, pena que tivemos que dividir um quarto, ops. Too much information? 

Claro que estou evitando, olha esse corpinho aqui, você acha que vou me arriscar ficando grávida de alguém e casando? Jamais, bem longe de mim. Tenho a vida toda pela frente.

Mock you? Is she pretty? Is she nice? Should we invete her for some drinks after work?