Mom, Luchadora wrestler, beard lover, pussy slayer

(Certified Hot Mess)

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[middleearthorcseeksspaceorc]

I could use a bit of luck.

[anxietyproblem]

[enoughtohold]

thanks duolingo but i know that one

[ectobiohazard]

assflash newshole

[stylishjunkdrawer]

has this been done yet

[zykova]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege reblogging with you tonight.

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[istabemokids]

Halloween Fiasco was fuckin TIIIIIIGHT what is Instagram even anyway (at The Milestone Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfE0zygimB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hlkymog3s0jj

[istabemokids]

"Please Don't Kinkshame me, Mother" #Pom #Pomeranian #PomeranianPuppy #Puppy #Dog #Dogstagram #DogOfTheDay #DogsOfInstagram

[queerlysad]

I have a problem, it’s me

I’m the problem

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[zenvanillacoke]

u: *saves the game* ur brain:

[animatedtext]

[memewhore]

[ichatblog]

[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist

[prospects]