steals corn

[samanthadoodles]

Anakin Skywalker 💔

Print made for Fan Expo Chicago 2024. Signed by Hayden Christensen at the event.

[galactic-rhea]

Behind the mask he has the exact same expression actually

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[stuckinapril]

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

[spaceshiprocket]

Boba Fett by Dan Mora

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[malotte00]

I'm so excited about the new style in anime! Congratulations to everyone on the release of the new arc!🍻

[avenger09]

Lord of the Stars by Jake Bartok (not the official name) 

The Lord of the Rings × Star Wars

[maedhrosrussandol]

This is amazing and I love it.

[nameinvain]

Oh. Oh fuck me. This is so good!! The shards of Narsil lightsaber… amazing

[starry-glades]

@blackkatmagic

[0v9]

"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

[hayden-christensen]

CAMP HALF-BLOOD Percy Jackson and the Olympians - 1x02: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom (2023)

[valtsv]

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

[valtsv]

it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

[schaudwen]

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

[copperbadge]

"It's rotten work, but you cannot kill me in any way that matters."

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

[sillymedoingsillythings]

Too many curses, that's why. It's like fighting thru a giant crowd to get your curse in, and it'll be overwritten in seconds anyway.

[a-wild-haggis]

the dark wizards got 'em

[leathergerard]

you ever think huh i havent drunk anything in a while, i guess i'll just have a little sip- glug gLUG GLUGGLUG HOLY SHIT GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUGGLUGLGUGLUG

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

not relaxing, not doing work, but a secret third thing (screaming in my head while doomscrolling)

[skellydun]

why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.

[nat-20s]

Does anybody wanna come over and parallel play? Does anybody wanna sit in the same couch and watch TV? Does anybody wanna go for a little walk in the park? Does anyone wanna sit on my bed while I putz around trying to clean my room? For the love of fucking God doesn't anyone wanna share space with me for a bit