Headcanons for the dorm leaders when their lovely mc is the equivalent of wholesome chaotic dumbass. Half of their relationship is them screaming “mc nO-” and the other half is enjoying the affection they get from her. Thanks in advance love~
I can neither deny nor confirm that I would want to try those. Ngl I thought finding chaotic dumbass stuff would be a lot easier but it wasn’t. Hope you’ll enjoy it <3 <dear tumblr deity, pls let this appear on tags>
When (Y/N) asked to be taught how to ride a horse, Riddle was happy to help.
“Thank you, Riddle, for the lessons. I truly am grateful for it. Now that I know the basics, I can do the thing from the movies. Y’know the rider leans down to grab something from the ground as they gallop.”
Riddle isn’t sure if he heard her correct so he asks again which results in (Y/N) showing him the video of it.
Riddle thinks she is joking at first because he believes there is no way someone could be that idiotic to try that move after learning how to ride 3 hours ago.
Then (Y/N) drops her hat to the ground and mounts the horse.
“(Y/N) NO!” He yells as she starts galloping. He levitates the hat with magic so (Y/N) wouldn’t do something so stupid.
As she stops and starts pouting about, Riddle tries to calm down his racing heart. If (Y/N) keeps this up, he will have a heart attack at this age.
“I heard your best subject is ancient curses so I brought this chest to open next to you in case the things go south.” Leona is napping as (Y/N) is yapping. “According to the writing on the wall of the tomb I visited, whoever opens the casket unleashes a curse.”
That woke Leona up. “Oi, herbivore…” Leona’s eyes are barely open as he notices she is trying to open a casket.
His ears twitch as his instincts tell him that chest is really cursed.
“Aha! I found how it opens.” As (Y/N) moves to open it, Leona jumps, tackling her to the ground with cat-like reflexes.
“I was trying to –“ – “No… now quit yapping, I’m napping here.” Leona thinks that the only way he can stop (Y/N) from opening the casket again is to nap on top of her so that she won’t be able to take any moronic actions.
“Hey Azul, since you are an ocean boy, I thought I could share my idea with you.” – “Ocean boy?” “Shark diving at Coral Sea…Without cage! How great is it?”
Azul doesn’t mind at first, continuing on doing his business at Mostro Lounge. Then it clicks… (Y/N) is not a merfolk and on top of it, has no magic.
Azul had heard of humans scuba diving for the thrill but he cannot understand why she would take an unnecessary risks like that.
“Uhm (Y/N)…” – “I’m going now! Bye!” – “(Y/N) NO!” With that, (Y/N) bolts out of the VIP room.
Azul honestly thought she was smarter; smart enough to fool him just that led to his overblot.
Azul likes (Y/N) enough to have them unharmed. He would have sent the twins after her but he suspects they would join her rather than stop her so he goes after (Y/N) himself.
“Have you ever heard of free fall?” Cue to (Y/N) explaining free fall and she needs The Flying Carpet. Kalim thinks it is dangerous at first.
Then Kalim thinks it is a fantastic idea and wants to join. He has complete trust in the carpet’s abilities to them in any case something does not go according to the plan.
They go above the clouds like the first time they took a tour with Flying Carpet. (Y/N) is the first one to jump, after a couple seconds carpet rushes to save her. After reaching the same altitude, Kalim jumps this time.
While they are thriving, they hear a faint scream coming from Scarabia dorm. Not a minute passes, Jamil appears in front of them with his broom.
“Kalim we are going back.” – “Boo ya boring. Kalim let’s jump at the same time now.” (Y/N) ignores Jamil.
“Kalim, (Y/N) NO!” Jamil yells as he prevents them from doing something irrational. They both will be scolded by Jamil when they land.
“Do you have any gum?” Is what (Y/N) asks Vil bluntly.
“Gum is not good for your teeth.” – “I’m trying to break a world record here. I checked and saw that world record for chewing the most number of gum is 98. I know I can break that record but I need one more gum for it.” (Y/N) speaks with pride while taking a couple gums from her pocket, opening them and put them in her mouth.
When she starts chewing and adding 2 more gums, Vil loses it.
“Bad potato! Bad potato! Throw them now!” Vil starts nagging (Y/N) who tries to escape him but fails. She insists on breaking a world record. He is so done with her. He will put her in time out.
Vil genuinely thinks she is poisoned; a poison that makes the victim lose intelligence.
“I think after playing all those FPS games, I have pretty good aim so I decided to use this skill set in real life. I’ll be knife throwing to a spinning target at the upcoming carnival!”
Idia asks (Y/N) to leave his room and he sends his tablet with her. She stands right outside Idia’s room with his flying tablet.
“Are you kidding me? Playing FPS games doesn’t improve your aim in real life! And this is me saying it! The Shut-In of NRC! You will get someone killed!” Idia goes on talking and being the most rational person in the room. He asked her out of his room so he could speak what’s on his mind without stuttering.
“But-“ (Y/N) tries to counter his argument but Idia is not having any of it. He goes on until (Y/N) accepts that it was a stupid ass decision by her side.
Idia just wonders how it is possible for someone to be this dumbass.
“Back in my world, there is this game called Tomb Raider. I always wanted to do what the main character does… raid some tombs. Since you get off love visiting abandoned places, I thought we could do it together.”
Malleus is happy to receive an invite but confused about tomb raiding. It is disrespectful. (Y/N) then tells him that she is for the adventure and Malleus is convinced.
They go to an abandoned castle. Instead of walking carefully, (Y/N) rushes in the place, running around like a child.
Malleus follows (Y/N) close by, worried about her life since he knows humans are fragile. He prevents any hazardous incident before they reach (Y/N) with his magic. Finally, they reach a room with a big door. Malleus feels dark energy radiating from the room. He can handle himself but he doesn’t want to risk (Y/N). He is about to teleport them out of the place but he sees (Y/N) trying to pry open the door with a crowbar.
“(Y/N)…” She looks at him. “…no…” She pouts but continues to pry it.
Malleus doesn’t wait any longer and teleports them into Diasomnia dorm. He asks (Y/N) to be more careful with her actions. He doesn’t want his only friend to die from reckless actions.
