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Oh blue, I’m endlessly in the matrix with you. One who grasps my heart is far and few but yellows too bright and orange just won’t do. I get dizzy off you. I can’t lie, black had me too, but it did me so wrong it left me well.. black and blue. So I’m back to you. My favorite bruise. Pun intended cause my favorite beer can is blue. I met purple in high school. It taught me to think and be true. Then came along brown and it made me feel new and sometimes I still wonder about maroon but blue blue baby blue, nothing in the spectrum compares to you. Gravity is blue shifting and The waves are decreasing And I’m, I’m in love with you.

Weak

Anyone else feel like God hears everyone but you?

let-us-taco-bout-it

I really can’t take much more

adeles

#everyday mood

fatkimkardashian-deactivated201

i am v cute and v submissive please boss me around and tell me i’m pretty

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I was hoping to bury my head in your heart, since the sand never seemed like home. Only the moon rose before my confidence so just like yesterday I left alone. Walking through life with all the right words on the tip of my twisted tongue. They jumble and trip over one another when in the presence of you who I think is the one. The sand falls from the hourglass of life, rolling through these worn fingertips. It’s my fault that I may die without the thought of you upon my lips.

Cryptictalk

assyrianjalebi

lunalowell

I wanna touch Grindelwald’s hair, and hear him tell me not to touch it

earthangelgrace-deactivated2025

Hi, I’ve been selected for the Maxim CoverGirl competition. I would really like to win this competition to help further my modeling career! You can vote by clicking on the link below. It would mean so much to me!

Thanks a lot

- Grace

Vote for Grace Mitchell to be Maxim's Cover Girl

moringottos-deactivated20210117

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking