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Jessica' s blog of stuff she likes. Tagging is a pain

[lullambii]

True Kings of Antiva

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[unclefather]

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[funnytwittertweets]

[atopcat]

Lord of the Rings:

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

[birdyyyyyy-deactivated20210721]

"But where's that light coming from" BITCH IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES

[mornington-the-crescent]

[the-tin-dog]

Ok but also from a like, theatrical storytelling perspective, there’s a thing called “willful suspension of disbelief” which is basically the concept that in order to let ourselves be immersed and enjoy a story, we need to turn off our knowledge that it’s all fake anyway.

like yes, we all *know* it’s unrealistically bright for a night time war, but it needs to be so we can SEE the story being told, and the lighting designer used blue light to show it was night time. We KNOW that Sir Ian isn’t actually a wizard but we SUSPEND that DISBELIEF because we want to be entertained.

[brunhiddensmusings]

theres the moon, theres the stars, in this fantasy world the stars might be four times as bright or there might be two moons or, considering this is a land without electric lights, its assumed that everyones eyes, including those of the viewers, have adjusted enough to the darkness that yes normal ass moon and stars provide sufficient illumination to actually see that the elf king is not wearing sweatpants like youd be able to tell or who the hell was that who just got stabbed thats kind of an important detail in an action scene

[iverna]

Elijah Wood said he brought this up with Andrew Lesnie, cinematographer on LOTR, once and asked him where the light was coming from in a particular scene, and Lesnie just smiled and said “same place as the music”.

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[cryptidcrone]

…I’m fucking SWEATING

this is literally giving me flashbacks

[mamafriesmeal]

[injuries-in-dust]

This brings back unwanted memories

[sandydragon1]

And don’t get me started about how aggressive and nasty people got. It was like the whole site was infested by the fun police

[everythingfox]

(via)

[melhaddonfield]

[thatscarletflycatcher]

We joke about the neovictorianism that wearing masks brings about, but yesterday one of my students pulled his mask down to drink some water, and the girl sitting beside him exclaimed: "I have never seen your mouth before!" and he blushed and covered his mouth with his hand.

It was just... iconic.

[scooplery]

pet peeve: people not wanting tasteful nudity to be labeled n-s-f-w simply bc it isn't porn. i saw a banner on an art post that was basically like "Don't Tag This N-S-F-W, weirdos do not interact". like bro it means Not Safe For Work, which means if your average boss caught you looking at it, you would get in trouble. regular nonsexual nudity would get you in trouble at work. that's LITERALLY what n-s-f-w MEANS.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

titillating

[indigoechild]

Wait what happened to the king’s nipples?

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

the more you know

[between-stars-and-waves]

😶

[krishnath]

The Celts did not fuck around.

[sraithpics]

Lol I never expected to see my dad’s research on tumblr. I must tell him that his bog body theories have over 40,000 notes. It will make him so happy. He posts all his articles free on academia.edu because he despises paywalls for academic stuff. If any of you want to learn more: https://museum.academia.edu/EamonnKelly

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clowniconography]

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

[clowniconography]

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*

[clowniconography]

shut up about zelda, shut up about locked tomb, shut up about spn. this is the only character tagged in this post that i approve of

[anonymouscomrade]

the CDC's like "how could covid cases be RISING?! all we did was tell the dumbest, most selfish population in the history of the world that they didn't need masks if they got vaccinated, entirely on the honor system"

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[niyarest]

sometimes i think thank god tumblr follower count is hidden, people over on twitter let the numbers go to their head so much

also tumblr numbers mean nothing considering thr amount of bot followers

[niyarest]

even funnier when someone on tumblr expects you to treat them as royalty for having a lot of followers like they are not also a tumblr user

[niyarest]

#if you brag of your follower count here it's like announcing your clown shoe size

[wadey-wilson]

[raygender]