Fuck The Internet

I was “penispsyop” but now I BELIEVE in dick

[tightcunt-deactivated20241212]

are you liking and rbing because you wanna fuck me?

[isuggestfuckingme]

Please say yes?

[dogpuppy]

[bunniope]

[capacity]

I hope you choke on a rock

I have a wet throat

[washedupswammer]

a gem from the twitter feed this fine monday morning

[targetedknowledge]

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[pinketine]

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

[boybeetles]

[weaselknievel]

woke Aerosmith: dude looks like a they/them

[glintblade]

woke aerosmith: my feelings are akin to the eternal girl

[weaselknievel]

I'm sorry Steven Tyler I wasn't familiar with ur bigender game

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Castle Walls Lead Me to Despair (2026)

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[atlas-sharted]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Oh thank God a reputable profession

[forcearama]

The lexical divergences didn't make the mutual intelligibility any service.

Polish: I'm looking for kids at the shop.

Czech: I'm fucking kids in the basement

I ugly-laugh/cackled in a short burst when I saw this.

A) because language is INSANE; B) because OH MY GOD how unfortunate;

and C) that you knew my language nerd self would appreciate this (truly awful) situation.

To be honest? The more I learn about Slavic Languages the more I am convinced that at least HALF the strife in the region is because someone misinterpreted what someone else was saying. Or if something was a QUESTION VERSUS A STATEMENT, YOU BEAUTIFUL CHAOS MANIACS.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[wintersmitth]

In Ukrainian this'd mean "Looking for kids in a burial vault".

[wilted]

[theocseason4]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[auckie]

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

[wagamaggot]

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

[wagamaggot]

oh like clothes

[auckie]

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org