Fuck The Internet

I was “penispsyop” but now I BELIEVE in dick

[tightcunt-deactivated20241212]

are you liking and rbing because you wanna fuck me?

[isuggestfuckingme]

Please say yes?

[rnismatch]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localvoidcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[theehorsepusssy]

[93-7]

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

[beadyeyes]

Literally

[fairycosmos]

Me and my friends wanted to be British so bad in the 2010s because we watched skins and thought they were sooo cool. Now I look back it was actually really cringe and also I’m French and our cultures aren’t actually that different

this is sooo fucking funny to me god man

[fairycosmos]

bonjour do you want a spliff mate

[dogpuppy]

Would you?

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[funstyle]

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

[funstyle]

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

[lazermcgraw]

"YOU THERE, BOY! Why are you doing that?"

"Why, it's because it's January 7th and Jay Eazy ain't dropped yet, sir!"

"January 7th! Then don't worry, you haven't missed it! Do you know the shawty next door?"

"Why, the one who's cute, and her circle too?"

"A book smart boy! A money smart boy! Makes you more intelligent! Go and get her and tell her to bring a friend! Come back in less than five minutes, and I'll let you slide with your dog like you're Mega Man!"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

choose.

dick

cock

Voting ended onJul 25

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

what the fuck i thought this was the Dick Department not the Cock Congregation

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

cock is so inelegant and confrontational and vulgar...dick is fun and irreverent

[feraligatr]

Guys I’m too light weight i had my first joint in 2 years and 2 edibles and a cooler and half a soju and im feeling itttttttttttttttt

[feraligatr]

Im in an elevated state

[feraligatr]

im in an open-carry state

[delmondo]

nobody is talking about how microsoft copilot lowkey helps me stay organized and on task using AI driven scheduling tools, and that it's actually fire how tightly it integrates with OneDrive

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]