Senator Onahole

He/Him Transtrender Pro-thought crimes

[gasolineweirdo]

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

[senator-onahole]

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

strong contender for post of the year

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[senator-onahole]

sometimes long distance with a cultural icon isnt all its cracked up to be, and you realize that real love comes from the thing that has been there for you all along...

[lilliankillthisman]

girl...

[lilliankillthisman]

GIRL

[lilliankillthisman]

come ON

[mikkeneko]

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[redfagdiver]

I hope tumblr forever keeps tumbling this man corpse around like those cars with the cans at a wedding

[bungerc0re]

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

[orcposts]

put ya pussy on tha phone !!!

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[rotten-whispers]

#1 spot for vacation in medieval Europe

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[c-53]

The reflecting pool algae bloom looks like some sort of chlorella spp which really can only take over like that in systems that lack biodiversity. They need to introduce copepods, daphnia, and rotifers to reduce the population, and get some kind of nutrient export going on. If you hate the idea of animals in there, 24/7 UV filtration for a few years.

Hydrogen peroxide shock only works in direct contact with macroalgaes. With chlorella you’re just killing whatever cells had direct contact with the hydrogen peroxide within the span of 5 seconds, and feeding the rest more oxygen and promoting more growth after

Chlorination also won’t work. Chlorella is a beast, and if the claim that someone introduced it maliciously is true, they’re smart and funny as hell

[godisafujoshi]

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[captoring]

[evilwizard]

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”

[theehorsepusssy]

[senator-onahole]

unrestrained summer fun

[calamitysong]

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[ejgto]

[ozempicofficial]

Wait. Is this real?

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]