Great! I'll grab my stuff!

Hi. This blog is a mess tbh. So is my life. FC: SW-2220-1497-4431

[allsadnshit]

I can’t do this dude where is naruto I need him

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Thank you everyone who visited. Turnip prices back to peasant levels now.

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Island is open for friends without need for dodo code.

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FC is SW-2220-1497-4431

Dodo code no longer neccessary

Turnip prices no longer this, thanks to those who visited and sorry to those who missed it!

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I CLOSED WILL REOPEN NEW SECTION FOR FRIENDS, BUT ILL POST MY FC.

[animalcrossingmemedump]

[thysilus]

me: alright i gotta b a lot mor careful w my money my bank statement has ben lookin grim

nintendo: chek this out

me:

[gaming-gremlin]

Oop

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

[dangerousturkey]

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

[dangerousturkey]

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

[parkchanwoohoo]

Me when h– wait, what?

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

[dangerousturkey]

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

[awwcutepets]

I submit one (1) hamb leg for your consideration

[lassoway]

film majors do you even know this movie

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

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tumbr recommending thomas sanders shipping blogs to me now

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my question is, it said ‘in your orbit.’ who in the hell

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go on.

[egberts]

god i love naruto

[hydro-homies]

I’ll have the lobster

[modded-stardew]

aunt played that long con

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