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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”
This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.
Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.
Miss Piggy would make you into an example.
these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.
these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions
Beasts
how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free
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I should not have been given permission to edit these
I love to think about how a human ammy would use the divine intstruments,,,
Bug news everyone i just made a root beer float
Big news
I meant big news
I don't have any bug news my root beer float is not bug news
That's what you think
:o woah... things are so difference in bug world..
Danku lesbiennes!
I really need a comparison to grasp what a feat this is, so here's the Netherlands as they are now. (Image from Google maps)
what a beautiful, beautiful phrase
[Image IDs: two screenshots of tumblr tags. The first one reads "#not usually my ship but. i can appreciate the hull.". The second one reads "#not usually my circus but. I'm kinda vibing with the monkeys". / End IDs]
Israel has violated the "ceasefire" countless times since it began, killing more than 1,200 Palestinians since October 10th, 2025. Attacks on medical warehouses near a hospital happened Saturday. Al Jazeera reported on the attacks here.
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it's not a good budget day to do the brain
"what's the need this month, reyah?"
*exhausted stare* $1,100 including doctor appointment and a headlight replacement T_T
"how much do you have right now?"
*closes eyes* $12.09
"and where can people* send assistance?"
*whines pathetically*
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*only if you can, only if you’re willing <3
Okay listen everyone. Just the last one please? Just bear with me here and just help me get this last thing. (Urgent 24 hrs)
My phone connection shut off, I'm using my friend's phone. I can't contact my mother which is bad, I need contact with her to know where she is. I still need the $188 yes, but I need our phones on and the phone bill is $78. If you guys could do that. That would be nice so I can make sure my mom is alright.
So in total I need $266 so I can finish paying my mother's week in a hotel and the phone bill to keep contact with her and others. Again I know this is annoying but it's hard out here now and even if I got a roof and all I'm still struggling. But my mom needs a roof over her head and the puppies along with food and feminine products until I'm able to help her get housing or a car.
Now the time limit is 24 hrs I need this until the end of the day. I need this right away! So please I beg you to help with this. It's serious, it's important and for safety :( !!!
PAYPAL WE GOT 24 HRS UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!! $266 BOOST THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO ANYONE! PLEASE!!
Please as much as I beg I need help alot of it. It's hard to grab attention in time and I need help in my recent post, just please don't ignore. I didn't make it for my mother to get a week in a hotel. But I need the help now they're giving me 24 hours. I'm not joking.
“Commander Arcturus reporting back from Earth, sir.”
“Yes, Commander? Do you recommend initiating contact with them?”
“To be honest, I am torn on the issue.”
“Do explain.”
“As you know, they are mortal flesh containing a consciousness. But sir … their consciousnesses don’t pass on to a different flesh when the flesh dies.”
“Mmm, they return to one great consciousness, do they?”
“Nnnnnno, sir. There is no one great consciousness. They just *die*. They’re just gone.”
“BUH — WHA — well that’s preposterous, where do they get the new consciousness from?”
“They make a new one. A brand new one. Every time a new human is conceived, they build a new consciousness, and every time a human dies, that consciousness is gone forever. … … … Sir?”
“How do they have any kind of body of knowledge, then? … … … Well that seems incredibly inefficient, it would take years for one of them to learn enough to be able to do anything! But if you say this is how they do it … My stars, man, that means they would be *aware* that they had an expiration date! It means they would know the *new consciousnesses they made* would inevitably die!”
“Yes sir. Mortality weighs heavily upon them.”
“To think such a time-limited species could become intelligent and not any of the normal ones on this planet.”
“Ummmmm. All life on that planet is the same way.”
“… … … I am tempted to simply mark it down as the saddest goddamn thing in the entire universe and move on.”
“Thank you, sir, yes, I agree.”
“Why the thank you?”
“Frankly, I don’t think I could stand to go back. I … made a friend, you see.”
“Frankly, I don’t think
I could stand to go back. I
… made a friend, you see.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I wonder how aliens will react to our communal grooming instinct? Like when you see something stuck to your homie’s clothes/skin/hair and it’s driving you nuts and you just gotta be like “hold still, lemme get that for you real quick.”
One time when I was a kid, I had a science teacher with a snake as a class pet, and said snake was almost done shedding. There was one little bit of dried skin stuck to its face and I was like, “would it hurt him if I pulled that off?” And the teacher said, “yes it actually could, it’s probably still attached to living skin if it hasn’t come off yet” and I was like “oh, sorry,” and he said, “that’s okay, you were just wanting to do the primate thing.” And damn, that’s such an accurate descriptor.
Anyways I hope aliens don’t mind me/my descendants having the urge to pluck stuff off of them. If they ask, we’ll have to tell them it’s a trait we evolved to survive ticks.
Sometimes you might feel the urge to help someone in a certain way, and sometimes they really don't want to be helped in that way, either because it would not help them (or even hurt them) or because they would rather do it themselves (for various reasons).
It's important to realize that sometimes you're going to be a primate and they're going to be a snake, and it needs to be okay if they do not want their skin pulled off at this time.
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
real wizards don't support transphobes :-)
please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
we can still save her. but only loudly.
reblog. share. don't scroll past.
happy tgirl, touching her breasts: wow… hrt really is magic…
materialist tgirl: no it isn’t. all of the effects can be explained via scientific inquiry.
agnostic tgirl: nobody knows why hrt made your boobs so soft and pretty.
