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Grabs Kakuzuās cloak. Claims.

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kuchisake-rojin
Grabs Kakuzuās cloak. Claims.
Hoots and hollers and makes a general mess of things.
āPraise our dear Lord Jashinā
Amen!!
So maybe my Hidan muse has always been stronger than I anticipated.
kuchisake-rojin:
āWhy?ā
There really was no reason for him to provide any aid for his partner. After all, heād made the first move; why should he pity the fool? Heād gotten his just desserts, like it or not. Now he had to deal with what he had wrought.
āClearly you arenāt using it.ā
Zing.
ā...ā
He squints, and grinds his teeth.
āI need my body,ā
To be at the mercy of anyone other than his God is absolutely shameful. How disgusting, how volatile.
āPlease.ā
kuchisake-rojin:
āOh? Are you going to make me? Here, Iāll help.ā
He didnāt reel his foot back very much before he punted Hidanās decapitated head closer to his body. Fairly morbid for him to find it endlessly amusing. Hidan was such a pathetic groveler when he was powerless to react physically.
āThere. Maybe now you can throw your thick skull at your opponents instead of being useless and lying in the dirt without your damn head.ā
Now he was just cursing under his breath. Cursing Kakuzu, cursing the dirt in his mouth, cursing his body for being so far away, cursing the Akatsuki, cursing the trees and the clouds and the bugs, etc. Being generally loud and yelling, you know.
āThat fucking hurts you know!ā
Unfortunate that he couldnāt spit in his partnerās direction under these circumstances; so he feigned calm.
ā-Kakuzu,ā thereās his pitiful, āhelp a brother outā voice, āplease put my head back on, come on,ā
kuchisake-rojin:
āI can complete my tasks without you. Iāve done it before.ā
Was he actually being completely serious? Hard to tell, since his tone of voice never really changed. His true intentions were anyoneās guess.
āBeg all you want; Iām not in the mood for your bitching and whining.ā
He would be much less annoying headless and on the ground.
āDonāt!ā
āYou canāt leave me here!ā
He always gets a little more ornery without his body.
āPut my fucking head back on!ā
No amount of scrunching his brows or moving his mouth is going to get him any closer to his neck all the way over there.
What a sight this must be.
kuchisake-rojin:
He would. In fact, he did.
āAnd before you start asking, no, Iām not going to stitch your head back onto your body. Your actions have consequences, Hidan. Itās time to face them.ā
You donāt tempt the bull.
That was quick.
ā-FUCK!ā
āNo way you canāt just leave me like this, donāt we have places to be or someshit? Kakuzu!ā
Then began the complaining. Of course heās never learn.
ā-Please - no - come back,ā
kuchisake-rojin:
This basic bitch.Ā
āKeep pushing me, and Iāll lop your head off.ā he growls, tag exploding in a darkened fist. His hand still bled; even he couldnāt catch the tag fast enough to not draw blood.
āYou wouldnāt,ā
He even cranes his neck to further any temptation.
Victory lights a fire in him when he notices the blood - not that heād ever take pride in wounding his partner, but it was funny to think he was able. At least he was getting what he wanted.
Praise our dear Lord Jashinā
AMEN!
whatcha lookin at punk
ps this is spinel (kunzite n tourmaline)
he even has a cute lil theme
this fucker has a gem verse lmao. he looks ridiculous.
Woops...
Ā Ayumu still pushed further against the currents, not wanting argue with the human on shore. It was the middle of the night and he had been awoken by the bloated body and had to drag the thing out half-asleep. He did not care why the man was killed, nor did he care what the loud mortal did, as long as he got to finish a good nightās sleep heāll be fine.
But no.
āJussst because you are done with it doesnāt mean you lossst responsibility for it.ā God, he was so sleepy and this person wanted to argue. āJussst leave it there then if you donāt want to deal with it, Iām going home!ā He huffed, now waded up to his waist in sea water. āAnd if you litter on my ssside of the water again, Iāll eat you!ā His secret identity be damned, he was too tired for this bullshit.
āOh, youāll eat me, huh?ā
Hidan waved his bloody pike at this mysterious watery guy, who had the nerve to up and try to make him take responsibility for his kill.
āIād like to see you try,ā
And hey, he could go for another fight. That pesky little guy didnāt put up much of one anyway. Obviously, heās dead.
āUnless youāre too much of a pansy,ā
While it was very, very evident that this strange man with a weird affinity for water was trying to get out of a risky situation, Hidan thoroughly enjoyed pressing buttons and pushing boundaries and getting rises.
Woops...
He stared at the other, slowly blinking at his words. āPut it back? No, I mossst certainly will not. It got ssstuck in my lair! How would you like it if i went to your home a placed dead bodiesss in it!?ā Ayumu snapped back. Humans; think they can do whatever they want.
āIf youāre going to dump a body may I sssuggest doing it on the other ssside of the shore where Iām sure a nice ssschool of fish will come nibble, but not here. Never do this again, human.ā
He dropped the body back onto the sand and started walking back towards the ocean, still muttering to himself angrily about those ālittering mundanesā.
āLast I checked, I donāt give a shit,ā
Hidan went and kicked at the corpse, already starting to bloat. He made a face at how it was starting to stink, trying to wave it away.
āItās not my problem anymore, Iām done with it. You take it to the other side of the shore. Youāre the one whoās bitching about it.ā
Might have been his kill, but he sure as hell wasnāt going to take responsibility for it after he had already taken the effort to drag it all the way into the water and nudge it until it started to sink. His hands were almost free of the blood already anyway.
āYou can take the bail for that if you wanna. Your problem.ā
Woops...
Ayumu really hated human flesh. It was chewy to eat, rotted quickly and attracted every insect in a 50 mile radius. Thank God he didnāt have to eat this bag of bones, but he could let some random dumped corpse make its way into his underwater lair now could he?
So alas, he was up in the middle of the night, grunting as he pulled a water logged body onto shore where hopefully the authorities could find it and take it off his hands. But of course someone was there on shore as well. What a coincidence.
āI assure you itāsss not what it looksss like.ā
āHey, put that back,ā
He was packing up after his ritual; Wiping excess blood off his spear, doing his best of cleaning up the area, the hole in his chest was still throbbing and pulsing with a need to be repaired.
āI tossed that thing down there for a reason,ā
Corpses didnāt need any kind of proper burial when he was finished with them, and he sure as hell didnāt need anyone tying him to a body.
Well, not that it mattered. He had his ways around authorities.
āI donāt remember placing you under house arrest, Hidan. You arenāt going anywhere near my home, because Iād rather not have it destroyed and my pet killed.ā
He shook his head.
āGo make some friends. Get a hobby, kill someone; I donāt care. Just donāt get caught and donāt rope me into anything I wonāt get anything from.ā
Why was this his problem, again?
āThen why the fuck do you beat me into submission whenever I find something fun to do?ā
Something fun like bloodying up his apartment, making lots of noise, screaming, bringing sleazy people over to kill in brutal, loud ways, playing with the police...
Fun things.
It was hard enough to properly pay respects to his Lord without Kakuzu ripping him a new one for getting blood on the carpet.