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Welcome to the official It Burns™ Corporation (also™) blog. Here at It Burns™ Corporation (also™) we produce, distribute, and own anything and everything related to fire™ (1978). Some of our well known products (which we are sure you have used at some point) include flame™ (1931) and spark™ (1887). Founded by Dante Infernus in 1887, the company has grown to produce anything and everything from lighters to explosives to web-browsers to dating apps. With this brief introduction we welcome you to our blog and remind you that the door is always open for employment opportunities.

This blog does not endorse the usage of generative AI and explicitly forbids the usage of any art, writing, or otherwise to be fed into any sort of AI.

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Here at It Burns(trademarked) Corporation(alsotrademarked) we would like to congratulate Toby Fox on the announcement of the fifth chapter of his video game DELTARUNE. Here are the corporation we are fans of his work.

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Announcing a new proprietary It BurnsTM CorporationAlso TM product line: FLAME RETARDANT SKIN: - Skin Premium - Skin Platinum - Skin Platinum+

YOU WILL BE PAYING YOUR OWN REMOVAL FEES.

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Available in a wide range of fun colors, Skin Premium, Platinum, and Platinum+ offer a sense of touch on BOTH sides of this skin!

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Announcing a new proprietary It BurnsTM CorporationAlso TM product line: FLAME RETARDANT SKIN: - Skin Premium - Skin Platinum - Skin Platinum+

YOU WILL BE PAYING YOUR OWN REMOVAL FEES.

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PO Box here, Gay fire achieved

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art by @frzenechos

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Notice: Anybody attempting to barge in the CEO's office for any reason (complaint, crazy idea, etc) will be rerouted to the proper department today. I just got my teeth deep cleaned at the dentist which is always a rather big event and as such am far to tired to deal with anything. If it truly is an emergency talk to PO Box (per usual).

-Ceo

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Missing:

One of the Sam's from insurance has reported that her collection of small glass pigs has gone missing. If anybody has information on this please reach out to the insurance department. Sam has also requested that we included this statement "Sam if you were the one who stole my pigs, I swear to god I am going to flay you alive". If Sam intends to follow through on this threat we only ask that she utilizes one of corporates flayers as they are of the highest quailty. However, we would like to encourage that she simply reports Sam to the "i did something I should not have" center and let Ren Worthyson handle the situation.

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Reminder: Although smoking on breaks is allowed, please do so in the smoking center. This way we can keep our air clean and the lungs of employees who do not smoke healthy.

(Our Wellness Manager and head of the Health and Wellness department Rynn Wrollingpin would like to remind you that if you are struggling you can always reach out.)

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Notice: Who ordered 66 pounds of pickles. This cost $330 dollars which should have been used to buy fire jigsaw puzzles. Whoever has done this has used up the entire budget for jigsaw puzzles. If it was you, please report to the "I did something I should not have" center for reprimands. If you know who has done this, please report it to the head of the "I did something I should not have" center, Ren Worthyson, and cc PO Box.

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Name: Depressed Wet Cat Golden Retriever 4-month old Snake Boy with Dino Arms who is a Gay Rat named Walter White Who Has Not Beaten the Allegations And Is Also the Ceo of It Burns™ Corporation (also™) and the Oracle of Delphi (also known as CEO) Pronouns: They/Them Age: 23.4 Birthday: August 3, 2003 Other Blog: @frzenechos

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Swagger Fire(TM) Blazer for a swagger CEO

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