hitch and cuddle

everett | 27 | he/they 🏳️‍⚧️| NSFW | queer hooligan & snz fetish shenanigans | minors DNI (please begone!) |

[blooming-trees]

I can't believe I still have to keep saying it:

do not follow or interact with my blog if you don't have your age or age range listed!

I will block you!

And now, since I haven't been on much lately and when I have I haven't really felt like spending my time on that, I will have to make another purge among new followers who don't have their age listed. 😩 Probably after this weekend, so if you're a new follower and you don't have your age listed on your blog, now is an excellent time to get that done.

[itchyhitchy]

I loveee your messy sneezes no one makes a mess like you do ❤️❤️

thank you so much😇 your pfp has me weak and foaming at the mouth

[itchyhitchy]

i fear you have turned me into a messfucker jfc your new video does sooooOOoOOOOoooO many things to me🫠

glad to be of service🫂

welcome to the gang! feel free to send me requests👀

[itchyhitchy]

you’re so adorable i want you so bad

why thank you😇 i love me some attention so always feel free to be respectfully horny

[itchyhitchy]

reblog this if you’ve perfected the “two tissue pull” because one has just never been enough

[itchyhitchy]

As respectively as possible, you are sooooooo hot 🫠

As a non-messfucker - I humbly ask if you would consider gracing our side of the community with a little something, if you would be so kind 🫠

Oh my gosh absolutely. Anything specific? Tissues? Handkerchief? Stifles (I’ll do my best to contain the mess)

[itchyhitchy]

part two with the biggest fit I’ve ever had! it was SO FUN, super satisfying, and luckily for me, it definitely lowered the scare levels of doing a ton of chhinkni. enjoy! (also send asks for what new angles you want to see)

cw: big chhinkni sneezes, spray and mess, a touch of talking, laughing, bit of groaning at the end

messy video below!

+ don’t reblog to vanilla blogs please +

[itchyhitchy]

part one. not as many sneezes as I’d like but a cute talkie of me messing around with chhinkni after coming in from outside

part 2 has the “ton of chhinkni” I mention🫣

+ don’t reblog to vanilla blogs please +

[quosteroo]

Friendly reminder that if you use generative AI for making sneeze content, block me. If I see GenAI on your blog, I’m blocking you.

GenAI’s not nearly at a place where it can be used ethically, and in a way that doesn’t actively hurt the ecosystem.

In my country especially, huge tech industries, billionaires, and my government are all using generative AI as backing to instill fear and threats of destroying small jobs that marginalized communities rely on to put food on tables for families. All to scrape extra coins into their already-fat wallets.

The richest person in the world is trying to spoon feed his robot to erase black history and argue that trans people don’t deserve to exist.

This is why I don’t have any respect for GenAI at the moment. The humans using them obsessively are too hinged on maximum product for minimum effort, which they mask under the term ‘accessibility.’

And to those who use GenAI in the sneeze fetish community? If you ever come across this post, take a moment to think about the people you are finding yourself surrounded by. Do you notice people distancing themselves from you? Do you see that as the months go by, that ‘art’ you spent hundreds (or for some, thousands) of dollars worth of AI programs on looks soulless? Is this what you’re prepared to spend hundreds more on?

Feel free to reblog this post if you want those on your snzblr blog to know you do not stand with GenAI. Do not reblog to non-snz blogs.

[rozsnz]

everyone get sneezier this year NOW

[itchyhitchy]

love this resolution and a question for others with nose piercings:

have we found any that sit in the nose just right to make it all a little more tickly?

[itchyhitchy]

for the anon who asked for stifles, ask and you shall sometimes receive!

messy stifles in bed under the cut!

+ don’t reblog to vanilla blogs please +

[itchyhitchy]

part two

+VERY MESSY+

+ don’t reblog to vanilla blogs please +

[itchyhitchy]

part one of a casual, short inducing session to ease back into it

+VERY MESSY+

+ don’t reblog to vanilla blogs please +

[itchyhitchy]

Today’s nyt strands puzzle is… uhh…👀

[onetrickponi]

I can't speak for everyone, but as a kink content creator I absolutely want you to tell me if you find my stuff enjoyable, hot, or arousing in any way.

99% of the time it won't weird me out, so please. Do let me know if there's any of my stuff you go back and read/listen to again and again. Do let me know if anything gets you hot and bothered. Do ramble and keyboard smash. Do let me know if you wish I'd do more [insert kink specification here].

It means we're doing something right, at least 🤓

[itchyhitchy]

you are genuinely transition goals for me... lord do for me what you have done for hot transmascs on tumblr dot com

thank you so much??? It’s hard to step outside myself sometimes and realize how far I’ve come in my transition.

anon feel free to dm me! love finding others in the trans snz community

[itchyhitchy]

mutually masturbating while sharing earbuds and listening to wavs >>>>