i dont really care

my names kate

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[naturallycurlycoco]

Smh

[wexler]

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

look what you have done now she is angrey

[strayastoner]

[gorgonsach]

[danversnavarro-deactivated20240]

this shit is so funny i’m weak

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[uvparadise]

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

i love so hard i’ll love you even after you break my heart tbh

[chuckdrawsthings]

the duality of cat

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

for those unaware of the recent meme development

the cat evidently changed her stance on banana

[patheticgoth-deactivated2016062]

u ever feel so sad ur heart hurts

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[thenatsdorf]

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[jehovahhthickness]

[moon-priestesss]

This is what I’ve been saying.